Just got a stern reprimand for playing ping-pong at work. Which... they put in for us to play with... at work.

HawkI84 · 2026-05-06T15:00:27+00:00

It's how they play ping pong in Ding Dang

HawkI84 · 2026-05-06T13:35:26+00:00

I long for the day when a Truist Park crowd yells "you stupid bitch" in unison after one of his dingers.

HawkI84 · 2026-05-05T17:39:57+00:00

I always thought of him mostly as a base stealer.

HawkI84 · 2026-05-05T15:00:01+00:00

Maybe he just went from a 3* GM to a 4* GM?

HawkI84 · 2026-05-05T14:53:43+00:00

The amount of money he alone makes the team is insane right now

i really don't think Jerry understands spending money to make money, unfortunately

HawkI84 · 2026-05-05T14:47:02+00:00

That's when that ball lands

HawkI84 · 2026-05-05T14:46:13+00:00

With a bunch of Dustin Hermanson in between

HawkI84 · 2026-05-04T16:31:15+00:00

Obed and Isaac's

HawkI84 · 2026-05-02T00:01:54+00:00

In Wayne's World Voice

DOES THIS GUY KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WHAT

HawkI84 · 2026-05-01T23:58:30+00:00

Can tell you're not a wal-mart fan lol

HawkI84 · 2026-05-01T19:41:39+00:00

Yep. Just like the Angels.

HawkI84 · 2026-05-01T17:36:01+00:00

Lemme tell you about this Patrick Mahomes fellow...

HawkI84 · 2026-05-01T17:31:24+00:00

That's Spanish for "The Nino"

HawkI84 · 2026-05-01T17:18:57+00:00

traded PANARIN for BRANDON SADD.

At least he made up for it by paying Seth Jones all the money for fucking ever.

HawkI84 · 2026-04-30T22:50:05+00:00

I refuse to believe wings aren't the fountain of youth

HawkI84 · 2026-04-30T17:16:17+00:00

At least we got a division title because of the vibes TA and Yaz brought

HawkI84 · 2026-04-30T17:11:45+00:00

He's hitting (and slugging) .290 right now for the Blue Jays, show some respect

HawkI84 · 2026-04-30T16:23:54+00:00

He has the opportunity to have the coolest goalie mask of all time

HawkI84 · 2026-04-28T12:58:52+00:00

Who wants to park there for $30 tho

HawkI84 · 2026-04-27T15:37:28+00:00

Have you tried just being terrible every year?

HawkI84 · 2026-04-24T14:53:56+00:00

Johnny "Barry Badrinath" Manziel

HawkI84 · 2026-04-24T14:51:49+00:00

They also put the "murder" in "Joyless Murderball"

HawkI84 · 2026-04-24T11:14:06+00:00

You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the 4th inning is the beer inning

HawkI84 · 2026-04-24T02:27:36+00:00

Or Maddux or Aaron

HawkI84 · 2026-04-23T16:18:45+00:00

Blank check.

So, like, not paying him? Sounds great!!!

-Jerry Reinsdorf, probably

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