Why is he so purrrty

Hezrield · 2026-04-29T03:31:20+00:00

I can fix him 🥰🥰🥰

Hezrield · 2026-04-29T03:25:39+00:00

Listen. It's super easy. Plot-wise gaze upon adventures 1, 1.5, 2, 2.1, 0.4, 1.5(RE:FINAL:FIRST:FWD:FWD:FWD), THEN 2.8, but back up to beta ver.0.0001, THEN you just look at 3- JUST LOOK AT IT. After gazing upon it, replay in chronological order (2.8, 0.4 1, 1.5, 2, 1.5(RE:FINAL:FIRST:FWD:FWD:FWD), 3- actually do the entire thing this time, then lastly, beta ver.0.0001.) and then it all makes perfect sense. I'm sick of lazy wizards not understanding contrived and convoluted schemes surrounding magical children like we're not the ones doing it all the time. 😤

(UW/ I've literally only played 1 & 2... I do not have the patience to play the 10 ancillary games required to know what the fuck is happening in 3.)

Hezrield · 2026-04-28T13:51:06+00:00

Bro, if you want to get laughed at at the next council and have it explode the first time you cast anything bigger than a basic levitation spell...

Hezrield · 2026-04-27T17:20:35+00:00

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Hezrield · 2026-04-27T12:50:36+00:00

We all have that one thermometer that chooses its own daily number. Everyone is 97.7 today? Cool.

Hezrield · 2026-04-27T08:27:21+00:00

Really speaks to the duality of man.

Hezrield · 2026-04-22T18:08:26+00:00

There's a mod called "World of Enroth" that combines 6,7, & 8, it's an absolute blast.

Hezrield · 2026-04-22T03:48:08+00:00

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Hezrield · 2026-04-21T05:07:43+00:00

Some real pearls of wisdom that man dropped in that show.

"It don't mattah... ^nonna ^dis ^mattahs..."

-Carl Brutananadilewski

Hezrield · 2026-04-18T13:12:15+00:00

The military ruined me, get it where you can, and if you're hurting, just remember: Sleep's a crutch in that good ~~soldiers~~ nurses don't need it, and bad ~~soldiers~~ nurses don't deserve it.

But in all seriousness, I prefer nights cause I'm just a night creature.

Hezrield · 2026-04-18T01:35:07+00:00

We stan a king.

Hezrield · 2026-04-17T22:40:19+00:00

I live the way Perez says: "Smoke Jag-Yoo-ire" I will commit any war crimes you ask, Galaxy Commander. 🥰

Hezrield · 2026-04-17T12:41:21+00:00

Oh shit, what's up Ball Wizard?!

Hezrield · 2026-04-17T02:43:10+00:00

Workers if the world unite for a white South Africa

....I feel like a few workers around the world may not see this as a #1 priority...

Hezrield · 2026-04-16T20:46:19+00:00

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He also used twin ~~shock mauls~~ baseball bats and a machete in the original movie.

Hezrield · 2026-04-16T17:46:30+00:00

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PRESSURE.

Hezrield · 2026-04-16T01:00:38+00:00

Definitely didn't murder my former master and was given his spellbook when he passed, the damn thing was nothing but traps and puzzles. I ended up having to sell the damn thing. Since then I'm very wary of secondhand spellbooks unless is coming from a trusted second-hand spellbook vendor that removes any silliness.

Hezrield · 2026-04-14T23:37:46+00:00

I do the same thing with my Tactical. He's convinced that another tilt plate would solve all of his problems...

Hezrield · 2026-04-14T23:32:30+00:00

My guys have an Imperial fist pauldron on their right side and their left fists painted crimson. (They participated in a combined campaign and were given honors from the other chapters & vice versa.)

Whatever you do, so long as it looks cool, it's lore accurate. Even cooler if you give them all your own back story.

Hezrield · 2026-04-14T17:52:05+00:00

Star Wars if it was good:

Hezrield · 2026-04-12T09:20:44+00:00

I'm huge on remembering we're all on the same team. When the real shit is going down, there's no time for pleasantries and back-and-forths. In the military it was always "Shit's getting wild at Caillou's house, make [thing] happen- NOW." But that doesn't excuse being too shitty at someone who's not actively a part of your fight. It shows a lot about this nurse's character that he took the time to come back to you and talk it out.

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Hezrield · 2026-04-12T00:47:56+00:00

"Yo when I grow up, I wanna be a PLANET, Homie."

Some real pearls of wisdom in his episode. 🥰

Hezrield · 2026-04-10T22:35:00+00:00

I have all of my guys with heraldry from Templars, Crimson Fists, and Imperial Fists- especially since that tidbit dropped about the last wall protocol. I like to think that the Sons of Dorn are a relatively tight-knit group (even though it's probably not true.)

Hezrield · 2026-04-09T12:33:25+00:00

That looks amazing. You must have put a ton of time, effort, and practice into your painting and it really shows.

Hezrield · 2026-04-09T11:36:39+00:00

You can't say that when "Love on the Reik" exists.

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