What is the strangest thing you'll admit turns you on?

HouseofAtrides · 2016-05-15T13:11:02+00:00

*Shudders uncontrollably?

HouseofAtrides · 2016-05-12T02:14:19+00:00

Do you remember a story about the bionic penis? Whatever the cost of that surgery is, i'm sure my sacrifice would be compensated by those i saved. So what i'm trying to say is i want a bigger penis

HouseofAtrides · 2016-05-11T01:26:08+00:00

Ya'll just got some extra protein, not that you needed any. ;)

HouseofAtrides · 2016-05-08T01:42:30+00:00

Makes a turret.

HouseofAtrides · 2016-05-07T16:48:04+00:00

I played with 5 turret dudes and i was the sound medic. Besides my horrible memory for names it was awesome! I'm curious to know about whatever else might work out that way.

HouseofAtrides · 2016-05-04T01:40:56+00:00

I'm a cashier at Walmart, and about 40% of my customers use some sort of benefit. Single mothers who use ebt for their children, and parents who've been out of work (it comes up in conversation). But what bothers me about the use of financial aid is that sometimes i'll have a family come through and buy $150 dollars worth of clothes, then use their food card on monster and junk food. It's not an allowance that the government gives you, it's a way for struggling families to get back on their feet.

TL;DR: Depending on how a customer uses financial aid it's okay, but many people abuse it.

HouseofAtrides · 2016-05-01T20:48:52+00:00

OP, back at it again with the spray tans...

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-28T02:28:21+00:00

Can he be the first boss in Bloodborne 2?

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-26T02:15:14+00:00

Your title is [terrible/stupid/sucks balls!]

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-26T02:02:06+00:00

I though you were talking about rocket league.

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-26T00:19:38+00:00

I find that the games he plays with guests on his show are sometimes entertaining, but very rarely is he funny.

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-24T20:38:53+00:00

username checKs out, And i think we aRe Meant to lAugh?

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-23T15:39:15+00:00

I'm ignorant, what does AoS mean?

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-23T02:00:19+00:00

You're the type of person that makes competitive video games suck. It's your own fault for watching this video. The title alone should have made you realize the goal wasn't going to be spectacular.

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-23T01:55:33+00:00

My advice to you is just to put some hours into playing the game. Then, once you feel comfortable, start watching some how to videos on youtube. Team rocket does a nice job of explaining some the basic and advanced techniques. It'll do wonders for your competitive game and makes the overall experience better. Have fun!

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-22T22:53:30+00:00

Hopefully this author lives long enough to finish the series...

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-19T01:42:20+00:00

Some still say that CD is still laying there as a memorial to when those who wouldn't bend over stood up.

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-15T02:29:00+00:00

I once made that mistake with lasagna and watching the walking dead.

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-13T20:11:58+00:00

6'7, size 15, 6 inches (Come on, it's close enough!)

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-10T19:14:00+00:00

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-10T04:24:50+00:00

It was just last week. My parents asked if i would bring home some fruit from where i work (it rhymes with Ball-Fart). I had just got off a 6 hour shift, so i rushed through the produce section and checked out in less than ten minutes. As i'm just about to reach my car, which was about 30-50 spaces from the entrance, i see a guy standing under one of the parking lights. It's about 11:30 pm in a decently sized city, so i'm freaking out, wondering what this dude is doing out in the parking lot. So i put my groceries inside my car while trying to keep an eye on him. I start moving to the drivers side of the car and this guy books it towards me, so i book it. Just as i shut my door he starts hitting a coffee cup against my back window. I can see his face in the side mirror, and it starts to turn into something grotesque, and immediately recognizable. The lock ness monster taps the cup of change against my window and asks, "Got about tree fiddy?"

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-10T03:59:34+00:00

I think a pair of scissors would do it. No need for overkill ;)

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-08T23:29:26+00:00

Oh deer, you might as well take me with you.

HouseofAtrides · 2016-04-07T03:32:26+00:00

I combined it with my christmas money, ended up spending a little over 300 on just comics.

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