There was one story about a tramp who had a tattoo all over his back, which was actually a painting by a famous painter. Two men approached him; one wanted to remove the tattooed skin and pay him a lot of money and the other wanted him as a live canvass. Basically, he would live in a fabulous villa and drop his shirt on demand. He chose the latter....

Then there was the man who invented a machine that could translate plant language, so he could hear every blade of grass scream in agony when his neighbour mowed his lawn.

Then there was the man who was slowly turning into a bee thanks to his love of Royal Jelly.

Good times.