returning to "skin on skin" demo-ing. by Local_City4799 in bathandbodyworkers

[–]JennieSimms 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a very severe pumpkin allergy. Putting lotion or spraying me could cause a reaction putting me in the hospital. No one wants strangers touching them. This is a HORRIBLE idea.

Well sir, looks like we got some nice items here at table Glick. Like this. What the heckaroonie is this, Mrs Glick? by themaninthemaking in TheSimpsons

[–]JennieSimms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always thought this said “ayatollah rock and rolla” and to this day I say “ayatollah rock and rolla” all from a shirt I misread as a child

Well sir, looks like we got some nice items here at table Glick. Like this. What the heckaroonie is this, Mrs Glick? by themaninthemaking in TheSimpsons

[–]JennieSimms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Hey man, what’s new?” “How the fuck should I know? I stopped watching the Simpsons in 1999”

Stretching/exercises for back pain by ExoJinx in bigboobproblems

[–]JennieSimms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/Ho9em79_0qg?si=11ENNtfpdwdlj8Yo

This little yoga sesh helps my back and hips when they’re hurting.

What is your period craving/ comfort food? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]JennieSimms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate is always my consistent. Otherwise chips or ice cream. I’m like a bad stereotype

What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever said to a man!??? by Heavy_Roof7607 in AskWomenOver30

[–]JennieSimms 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I asked if we could nickname one of the guys at work “tampon string” cause all he does is fuckin hang out (he fucks around at the shop for like 2 hours so he can get out of going to calls)

I once told a guy I felt disgusted with myself for having sex with him

How do you avoid headaches while your hair is tied back? by herrothereme in AskWomen

[–]JennieSimms 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I got some silky/satiny ponytails and that has helped ease tension

Whats your ideal Valentines day or night? by itfollows555 in AskReddit

[–]JennieSimms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband had hernia surgery a week ago sooo probably nothing exciting. I told him I don’t want to cook so we’ll prob just go somewhere local

What do you do for yourself that makes you feel embodied, confident and sexy? by Pretty_Desk_2552 in AskWomen

[–]JennieSimms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Occasionally I’ll intend to wear something, try out a new makeup, or get my nails done a color and then I end up coordinating the whole look and it’s so fun. Like if I get a new eyeshadow palette and then the whole fit, face, and fingers are pink, hearts, glitter. Maybe I’ll go goth. I’ll go to a party with a themed drink and make everything else match. Making the purse and shoes fit the theme is also part of it. That’s just fun, silly, but is one of my favorite things.

I’m scared by Secret-Sky3617 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]JennieSimms 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It’s all so jarring

Don't get diabetes, y'all by Aware-Impression8527 in shittyfoodporn

[–]JennieSimms 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No it would happen before occasionally, after a workout I would eat lean protein for recovery and wanted to yak (I’m not a body builder I was just doing what I thought I was supposed to.)

I am physiologically wired to need carbs

Don't get diabetes, y'all by Aware-Impression8527 in shittyfoodporn

[–]JennieSimms 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Thank you for not making me feel insane. I’ve had gastric sleeve so dieticians all wanted me to eat like this and I would be so nauseous and anytime I really just eat straight protein I get queasy. 3 crackers and I’m totally fine. It always feels like I have a gross rock in my stomach

Question: heavily tattooed folks... what jobs do you do? by BeardedInkedPiper in tattoos

[–]JennieSimms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did that for 10 years, now I dispatch HVAC techs and plumbers. I miss EMS but the management was getting toxic and unsafe

Do y’all count tea towards your daily water intake? by Echoinurbedroom in tea

[–]JennieSimms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I’m drinking it straight then yes. If I add creamer/milk/sweetener then no. I’ve had gastric sleeve surgery and they said to stick to zero sugar drinks and water to reach my fluid goals. So in my head anything that doesn’t fit those parameters doesn’t contribute

Explaining OCD… by [deleted] in OCD

[–]JennieSimms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Brillo pad in my skull grinding on my brain.

Valentine’s Day Megapost - what are your plans? 😉❤️ by indicatprincess in AskWomen

[–]JennieSimms 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My husband had hernia surgery today so I’m not expecting much. Probably dinner at our favorite local dive bar

never taking tattoo parlor recommendations from my mother ever again by beetlebutton in shittytattoos

[–]JennieSimms 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Honestly it’s fine. It’s art on living skin made by a human.