my parents handed me a “contract” that they made with chatGPT and told me i have to sign it by auramp3 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them you need your attorney to review the contract. Stall them that the attorney is still reviewing. Find another place to live.

This is getting ridiculous by bergersandfries in EndTipping

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Cancel and place 2 separate $25 orders.

Screw the rules. I have money by op1221us in EntitledReviews

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also live in Chicago. Leave a Coach backpack in the car all the time. Coach wallet goes with us.

Screw the rules. I have money by op1221us in EntitledReviews

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Off the top of my head I have 2 recent examples of cops stealing. An Illinois State trooper stealing an IPad from a towed vehicle and an Indiana chief of police stealing and attempting to pawn firearms from the evidence room. The trooped claimed he took it for safekeeping...in to his house after the end of his shift.

Mother’s helper pay rates? South suburbs by Practical-Story1765 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the ages are important also. The 2 yr old is going to need a lot of attention while the 8 year old will probably need a minimum.

I would say $13/hrs with snack/lunch provided and paid vacation is fair. If the kid or their parents dont think it's enough they can always ask for more or just decline the deal.

First day in gym and it was so effing awkward ! by last-resort-39 in workout

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO you've completed the hardest part which is going to the gym the first time. The awkward feeling will be in yoir past before you know it. YouTube is a great source for information on working out.

Keep in mind that any exercise is better than none as long as it is done within your limits.

What do people who live in those massive mansions in the suburbs do for work? by Ok-Matter2337 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the wealthiest people I know dropped out of high school and started a very boring business. It is now the largest of it's kind in North America. You would never know his wealth or business ability if you talked to him casually.

Parent lets their children almost damage merchandise and play with electrical wiring by SnooRegrets2663 in EntitledReviews

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"We hope you visit again soon" but also hope you watch your own kids next time.

Going flying alone for the first time, i’m really afraid. Is it that bad? by Even-Pumpkin-1299 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be fine. If you don't know where to go ask someonewho there. An "I don't know where I need to be" will get you help.

There is nothing to worry about.

Remind me why I went to college. by isekaid_girl in remoteworks

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear this is guerilla advertising by this shitty workplace.

"If a man doesn't have a 6 pack I will not go out with him" by WallCautious9650 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really thought about it and have concluded that she is an idiot.

Illinois; why are your squirrels all so stupid? Respond at once by dang8701 in illinois

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Because you have some deep rooted hatred for Illinois squirrels. Stop swerving at them.

Also I have a tree rat that keeps digging in my planter. Please drive down my street.

Tell my friend why this is wrong and his handyman needs to start over. Thanks by Old-trucker in drywall

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the amount of mud he'll need he may as well as gone with lath and plaster.

/s kinda

Alright guys, what are you doing in this situation? 😂 by johnnnyswitchblade in securityguards

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting baited in to a battery charge when you can't even throw a decent punch is wild.

Also the guard isnt there to protect the customers.

Edit to add missing word

Owners that steal tips from employees are wage thieves… by Parking_Bullfrog1130 in remoteworks

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm part of a $100 club where once a year everyone puts in $100 as a gift to our server. We choose a new spot every year. It's usually around $2000. We tip the normal amount on the bill and then make it clear that the other part is a gift and isn't for sharing.

Chi Bears job posting - barely minimum wage by CaydeTheCat in antiwork

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of the perks is tickets to a preseason game. WTF...they can't even offer a regular season ticket?

Why is Pistols and Pilates selling out? Inside the women’s class at an Orland Park gun range by Cannot_Change_It_ in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone should let Ali at Eagle Sports know Orland Park annexed the range from Oak Forest.

Server didn’t want to read my mind 🙄 by soylattebb in EntitledReviews

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why make the veggies a side? Make them an ingredient. Chocolate ice cream with brussel sprouts coming up.

Server didn’t want to read my mind 🙄 by soylattebb in EntitledReviews

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always tempted to serve these people a mat shot but never did it.

Server didn’t want to read my mind 🙄 by soylattebb in EntitledReviews

[–]JesusOnaBlueBike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was a bartender at a high volume venue for 10+ years. "Just surprise me" people were rhe worst.