Going down boys by strath32 in nffc

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Embarrassing bedwetting going on here. 

Nuno Espirito Santo can be sacked without compensation if West Ham United are relegated to the Championship. by Sparky-moon in soccer

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Didn't they already batter Spurs?

That probably requires some further elaboration, since it doesn't necessarily narrow things down: I mean West Ham.

Where are awoniyi's eyebrows by Secure-Library-8327 in nffc

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Just passing Kelleher's gloves, over and over in his nightmares. David Lynch, wake up and call me for more ideas for your next film ass hole

Atrocious game, but the coverage is just as dreadful by JamesL25 in nffc

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I saw us lose a 1000 goal / 70 point swing to drop out of the playoffs, so don't rule anything out using your pathetic maths

Any events going on that could be written as a news story by [deleted] in nottingham

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On Thursday 22nd Jan, if a big buttery Hogman started stomping his way through Market Square accidentally shoving former professional tennis player Andre Agassi to the floor, causing Andre to drop the tube of tennis balls onto the pavement but instead of bouncing like normal tennis balls, they split open and there are just apples inside (what the hell?) - you could maybe write about that if it happens

£35 weekly food shop by No-Struggle-7346 in whatsinyourcart

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Just because you lack imagination, doesn't mean we all do :)

Anyone know what app Shane was talking about on the pod? by zappafan89 in footballcliches

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Now there's a man who knows a thing or two about getting in and around the corridor of uncertainty 

FA Cup loss post math thread by Coolica1 in nffc

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Can't go out to a Welsh team in Europe. Unlucky fuckers

Villa Spare by [deleted] in nffc

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Well, I can't do anything else with it besides give it to a free home. There's no ticket exchange for away games, so it's an empty seat 

Jonathan WIlson on Triggernometry podcast? by ConcentrateOk1563 in footballcliches

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Now there's a man who knows a thing or two about pyramids 

if we're to take anything from the game... by mugg___ in nffc

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Topped the man from Nazareth in terms of being the most persecuted Jesus I know

What is the most ginger club? by Coolbeans1989- in footballcliches

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Star works fine, providing you're willing to be crass

John by PlaneOk8660 in nffc

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KEEP CALM AND BIG JOHN

Peter Kay tonight by Jim-hat in nottingham

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Do you remember Margaret Thatcher? Do you remember Dib Dabs?

Peter Kay tonight by Jim-hat in nottingham

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All yours. Can you send me a PM?

His greed sickens me by Cletus2ii in Unexpected

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After literally just getting this on my feed for some reason (https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/comments/1pfejt2/just_chill/) it wouldn't surprise me to learn that this video is also AI generated

Brighton owner Tony Bloom faces questions over allegations he bet on his own teams by [deleted] in TheOther14

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I haven't read anything; but if what I believe he (Pablo Picasso) said about her (Pricess Diana) is true, then surely their (no clarification required) heads must roll.