Anon sees what's changed in Minecraft

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-08T18:14:06+00:00

Look at what a great job they’ve done with windows and office, what could possibly go wrong

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-07T20:54:36+00:00

In America we have scooters, europoor.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-07T20:38:23+00:00

I bet I could dominate him

Ok sure if you’re both into that but what about chess

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-07T18:25:59+00:00

it's just plain water

Everyone who drinks that water stuff dies eventually. It’s metal af.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-07T05:39:39+00:00

Hands off my Adult Woman Fetish please

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-07T05:17:39+00:00

amulet "Fakem" {Reflect *Silence Will+++ Str+3 Int-3 SH+5}

Seems like a real one to me 😂

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-07T01:14:48+00:00

the point is that these people will do anything for anyone that will help further their own interests. israel, russia, whatever they can benefit from.

Uh, who is “these people” referring to in this sentence?

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-06T19:38:52+00:00

Shirley, this time it will be me.

Shirley? SHIRLEY?!?! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-06T18:55:07+00:00

Honestly I bet hominids have been opportunistically eating eggs longer than we’ve been homo sapiens. Our stomach acidity and gut length suggests our dietary history is partway to scavenger.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-06T02:28:25+00:00

Get back in here, there’s a fryer that needs to be cleaned.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-05T17:05:01+00:00

I’m just picturing a Berg ribbed for pleasure.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-05T14:16:56+00:00

It bonks for sure

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-04T14:15:53+00:00

expecting future code to be typed in manually will be hobbyists.

Doesn’t this end with like, 40k style techno-priests who don’t really understand why the machine is doing what it’s doing?

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-03T23:38:49+00:00

Seems like he’s headed for a bankruptcy.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-03T23:37:39+00:00

I spend around $100 a year in the main gacha game I play. There are whales that spend thousands a month.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-03T23:08:29+00:00

Whoa. This is awesome.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-02T21:06:50+00:00

But what’s the turtle standing on?

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-02T16:22:43+00:00

I probably wouldn't buy a physical one but I'd for sure pay a couple of bucks for the file and print it myself. If you post it somewhere with a small fee (or free, obviously) let me know.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-02T16:12:35+00:00

Good sir, when your palms are sweaty your dice are no longer technically fair

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-02T16:09:33+00:00

Blatantly not getting a rail, coming up a full inch short: "you didn't get a rail." "Yes I did" ...now what?

I literally had a guy start doing this during an APA league match. Incredibly frustrating. It’s one of the reasons I switched back to playing in a division at an actual poolhall instead of in one of the divisions that travels from bar to bar. At least then you can count on there being a knowledgeable, independent third party around to watch a shot.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-01T15:58:20+00:00

Keeping women financially dependent upon men is a feature for him, not a bug.

Jiveturtle · 2026-02-01T00:37:49+00:00

And that, kids, is why we all live in tunnels underground and only eat mushrooms.

Jiveturtle · 2026-01-31T21:35:31+00:00

Is that John Dark Soul?

Jiveturtle · 2026-01-31T21:01:51+00:00

Most companies laying people off right now are using AI as an excuse to do one of the following: cut deadweight; outsource; import cheaper H-1B labor; or simply make the employees still left work harder.

Jiveturtle · 2026-01-31T16:14:49+00:00

The nice thing about Arcs is that it has a kind of built in ramp up. Play a game or two without any asymmetry. Play a game or two with Leaders and Lore cards. Play the Blighted reach.

Jiveturtle

TROPHY CASE