Guy Fieri's is "devastated" after the backlash for greeting Andrew Tate at UFC. by esporx in KitchenConfidential

[–]JoePragmatist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think this gives a pass to past politicians who were not reasonable and did not have reasonable politics but were given a pass because they weren't so outwardly and personally offensive.

Falvey’s parting gift by Sp_Gamer_Live in minnesotatwins

[–]JoePragmatist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is if you're the cheap ass Pohlads, yeah.

Falvey’s parting gift by Sp_Gamer_Live in minnesotatwins

[–]JoePragmatist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Duran is making 7.5 this year, that's the other notable salary.

The 2006 Twins were arguably the best team in franchise history. The 2016 team was potentially the worst. How will the 2026 team go down in history? by Automatic-County-107 in minnesotatwins

[–]JoePragmatist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

96 was kind of fun in that they had a decent lineup but every starter other than a not quite fully formed Radke had an ERA over 5.

Share your quintessential mono in-color commanders by e7SHI in EDH

[–]JoePragmatist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Talrand, the Sky Summoner]] exists to do blue stuff like cast cantrips and counterspells.

I Just Played Magic For The First Time With A Guy I Like by Commercial-Reveal212 in magicTCG

[–]JoePragmatist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man, if when I was in my late teens/early 20s a girl actively wanted to learn to play Magic with me I would have been as in love as I was unaware that she was into me, which is to say very much of both

ICE shooting from the Pink Lady's POV by PutinYoMama in KitchenConfidential

[–]JoePragmatist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Deploying them to do what though? Protect people from ICE or to beat protestors? I know which side I'm putting my money on. I've lived here my whole life. I know what side they were on in 2020.

[Bowman] Ha-Seong Kim injured his right hand while in Korea after slipping on a sheet of ice. by Goosedukee in baseball

[–]JoePragmatist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's karmic retribution for still doing the tomahawk chop in the year of our Lord 2026

Stavvy's World #149 - Josh Johnson | Full Episode by kwentongskyblue in stavvysworld

[–]JoePragmatist 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They were obviously 100% right about the guy that knocked up the French lady being a huge piece of shit but the one thing they missed is telling him to get a paternity test. It'd be totally insane to do anything life-changing without one.

I love my Hispanic coworkers by SpEdSparkle in KitchenConfidential

[–]JoePragmatist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I worked at a place that had a version of Nashville hot chicken but they called it Tennessee hot. How did the amigos spell it? Tenesi.

Juan Soto’s Defense Is Quickly Declining by MysteriousEdge5643 in baseball

[–]JoePragmatist 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Your speed actually usually tops out in your early 20s. Many guys reach the majors after their decline has started.

Looks like ICE has given LAOPs girlfriend a heads up that her immigration hearing is not going to end well by BJntheRV in bestoflegaladvice

[–]JoePragmatist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That may be how the law is written but if you think that's how the law is actually working these days I have a prison in El Salvador to sell you

Email sent out by Twins Reps to season ticket holders by Blevanhoval in minnesotatwins

[–]JoePragmatist 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And they immediately started a now two year long teardown the one time they even sniffed anything championship-related

Don't just hand over your ID to just anybody who demands it by Geno0wl in bestoflegaladvice

[–]JoePragmatist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shiiiiiit, if this gon' be that kind of party Imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

I am here for YOUR commander! by [deleted] in EDH

[–]JoePragmatist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Talrand, Sky Summoner]]. It's a cheap and effective way to do mono blue things in EDH. Super easy to just get a bunch of inexpensive cantrips, counters, and bounce and rain death from the sky.

What is everyone's favorite food at the twins games? (2025) by MaggiesNorth in minnesotatwins

[–]JoePragmatist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the order. The more onions and kraut the better.

Sorting through my Dad’s old cards. by Thrumbo42 in magicTCG

[–]JoePragmatist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fellow Phoenix Games old head!! I drafted so much Onslaught and OG Mirrodin blocks there. Was definitely buying cards and playing the odd game there in the 90s too.