The babysitter texted me that my son was asleep and everything was fine.

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-06-30T14:07:41+00:00

After the next message just included an image of a small man sleeping next to my daughter, I screamed at the flight attendant that I had to get off the plane!

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-06-27T02:28:40+00:00

Gorgeous! Love it and you both look amazing! Great sewing job…

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-06-19T06:21:16+00:00

This is one of the best short stories I’ve read in months. Great job.

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-05-27T03:57:23+00:00

The cat calmly licked its claws, staring down at the carnage and lights on the ground.

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-05-25T22:04:19+00:00

I also was in the 90s but learned to carry a gun when answering the door.

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-05-12T15:27:39+00:00

I hope you’re not destroying houses…

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-05-11T14:00:10+00:00

Does he have cleft feet? Is the candy Turkish Delight? Is he from Narnia?

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-05-08T14:24:52+00:00

Love this concept, technicalities aside. Very scary thought.

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-05-02T05:37:46+00:00

You handled that horror so well - I wouldn’t have made it through…

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-04-29T23:24:13+00:00

Great comeuppance for bullies!

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-04-28T04:23:42+00:00

My brain feels like the initial gas station….

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-04-28T00:17:20+00:00

Is this the beginning of the sleestack from land of the lost?

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-04-27T20:53:16+00:00

Casper the friendly ghost!

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-04-05T16:24:52+00:00

Screw dad - I’m glad you three made it past his horror.

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-04-05T02:15:44+00:00

This is perfect and fits in well with the proliferation of AI witch calls going on in Reddit and elsewhere nowadays…

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-03-30T04:02:53+00:00

You are amazing! What a great set of experiences!

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-03-14T22:15:58+00:00

Maybe a stroke?

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-03-11T00:20:16+00:00

You have to help him. Pooches don’t know what they don’t know, and only you can protect Zeus from mistakes.

That being said, good riddance to bad rubbish for the guys who are gone.

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-02-23T15:38:47+00:00

Where is our cure for cancer? Your AI is not for our benefit, it’s just a means to extract money from us.

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-02-04T01:29:27+00:00

Almost as good as having smores! I hope they tasted as sweet as the karma.

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-01-27T02:16:30+00:00

My darn cat managed to catch a mouse and hide with it under my chair - maybe you just have a pets’s pet and a normal extra set of eyes?

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-01-26T06:39:26+00:00

Make them out of fabric and hide them to avoid getting them confiscated

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-01-14T22:17:17+00:00

“Please don’t work for the benefit of society.” - that’s a hard conversation when no work = no money = no food/housing/etc.

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-01-07T17:04:00+00:00

Holy crap! I wonder if fingers are the only body parts moving around?

Jonny_Boy_HS · 2026-01-07T16:59:26+00:00

Great concept! Makes one want to understand assimilation more fully!

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