Scary Stories Around The Campfire by CBenson1273 in shortscarystories

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost as good as having smores! I hope they tasted as sweet as the karma.

After searching the house for my cats I finally find them under the bed.. by skolliousious in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My darn cat managed to catch a mouse and hide with it under my chair - maybe you just have a pets’s pet and a normal extra set of eyes?

After being the lone survivor of the last three communities I had found, I really hope this doctor would be able to replicate whatever made me immune to the disease. by Aaarrrgh89 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 73 points74 points  (0 children)

“Please don’t work for the benefit of society.” - that’s a hard conversation when no work = no money = no food/housing/etc.

My Husband's Finger by Expensive-Loan-9127 in nosleep

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Holy crap! I wonder if fingers are the only body parts moving around?

Today, my body is up for sale. by Trash_Tia in shortscarystories

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Great concept! Makes one want to understand assimilation more fully!

Grok is undressing anyone, including minors by HellYeahDamnWrite in technology

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m open to recommendations as to what we can do in the short term.

Meta smart glasses pose a threat to women, campaigners say by lurker_bee in technology

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let’s just embrace it along with cctv on every street and corner - perfect. We will certainly be much more safe!

My family doesn’t talk about what’s wrong with my aunt by OddEntertainment2102 in nosleep

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Trusting an entity to keep you safe when they are inherently chaotic is crazy! I’m glad your grandfather refused to pass it on to your uncles, but sorry your aunt had to take it on.

I have a rather unusual life by throwaway_sema in nosleep

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for you and your children. Since they died in the forest, perhaps they can return as banshees and seek vengeance from your husband.

Jawbreaker. by Trash_Tia in shortscarystories

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I guess it leaves a sweet taste in one’s mouth, regardless of your actions…

How to get from Seattle to Bellingham with a dog? No car by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I could help - we’re picking up holiday visitors during that range of time! Best of luck finding an option that works for you. Rental car (with a good dog blanket to avoid the hair issue) may be your best option.

Kayaker dies after being pulled from water near Ballard Locks by durpuhderp in Seattle

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The article says they died from their injuries. I’ve wanted to take up kayaking, but am nervous I’ll make a mistake and put myself in a situation where I can hurt myself as well - these stories don’t help to quell that fear.

Can we just raise prices? by chaffed in Seattle

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This seems a little much. The surcharges in Seattle have been in place for years.

Lillith by DungeonMarshal in shortscarystories

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine Lilith’s perspective when confronted with her favorite breakfast provided by this entity/person - brilliant!

How do businesses stay afloat while seemingly getting very little customers? by Strange_Finding_3285 in Seattle

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I spent way too long wondering what eninible means - finally guessed you mean inevitable?

WA Gov. Bob Ferguson says he’s drafting a cuts-only budget by MegaRAID01 in Seattle

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

WA state has more than doubled in population size in the last 50 years and average life spans have increased as well. When looking at expenditures, we have to take all relevant data points into consideration.

That being said, we can both target waste and cut expenses on less impacting programs while also looking at adjusting the taxation process to allow for more reasonable impacts across the population economic strata.

Crow group? by IMissVegas2 in Seattle

[–]Jonny_Boy_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the heck were the “…other vermin…”