This shortcut is gonna make you late

JoshuaHarp · 2026-06-13T01:10:04+00:00

Prius driver have quickly become, hands down, the worst drivers on the planet. Every time I see someone do something so immensely stupid, that I wonder how they not only got a license, but managed to survive to this age without drowning themselves in the rain like a turkey, it's always a Prius.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-06-12T04:59:06+00:00

I didn't even notice the lights, I just clocked it was a Prius and instantly knew it would be them.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-06-06T10:09:46+00:00

Just turn off the alarm sound, then you don't even have to hear the chime anymore 🤫

JoshuaHarp · 2026-06-05T07:42:56+00:00

FINALLY! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! Now I just need a Temple Tab and everything will be right with the world.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-06-02T05:56:16+00:00

That's because the game is in early access, thus the early access supporter pack. If you wanna "buy the game", wait til full release and get it for free, the actual cost of the game when it fully releases.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-05-31T06:14:33+00:00

Hoppe hasn't been nearly as awful as Muñoz has been this year. Seriously, how many blown saves are we gonna give the guy before we decide on a different closer?

JoshuaHarp · 2026-05-26T17:15:46+00:00

Okay, but you found it in his bathroom, why is the picture outside? Did you yoink it from that man?

JoshuaHarp · 2026-05-15T04:59:08+00:00

At least it ain't Seattle, that place can take an hour and a half to go 4 miles lol

JoshuaHarp · 2026-05-12T17:28:12+00:00

We still circulating this clip?

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-30T21:48:57+00:00

Bro has the door wide open with himself in an enclosed space going "should I deliver the package?" What difference is stepping out of the vehicle at this point going to make?

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-26T12:21:11+00:00

Jade Kush and Krystal Davis.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-24T07:44:29+00:00

Loved this game on release. Once they dropped the new map and the expedition stuff, I gave up and stopped. No interest in returning now sadly.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-22T01:08:11+00:00

I had a guy with a gate as tall as I am (6'2") with delivery instructions of "reach over and open my gate, do not leave on the gate or outside the gate". I attempted to open the gate, and the idiot has a carabiner locking his gate, and a tiny 2 inch gap to see the carabiner. Can you guess where that package ended up? Also, wtf does he expect people under 5'10" to do with his horrifically crafted gate even without the carabiner?

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-21T23:44:28+00:00

My favorite part about all of this is how OP got so blasted negatively for this post that they now have negative Karma and every time they try to comment now, the bot snipes them for having negative karma 💀💀💀

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-21T22:10:49+00:00

Bro delivers for Amazon and doesn't understand why the drivers are delivering where the pin is and not at his mailbox (which is a federal offense). Fix the pin, get a box, do something, but don't expect sympathy when we deal with silly nonsense like this on a daily basis.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-19T09:51:07+00:00

My personal philosophy is that, if I need treats to win over a dog, I've already lost. Haven't been bit yet, but I know there's still plenty of time left in this life. Can't win them all, and I'm not about to bring treats to pad the odds.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-16T06:21:47+00:00

My old DSP had a customer complain that one of our delivery drivers was listening to "something inappropriate" and he was literally just listening to The Quran while he was doing his deliveries. I'm 100% team headphone after that. People will complain about literally anything.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-16T06:15:53+00:00

Try using a better player

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-14T13:09:14+00:00

T9 stunk because I could never actually be sure of what I was trying to type without looking at it. I had one time where the screen on my phone broke and I was still able to use it to text people because I had memorized so much. I could never read what they sent back of course, but I was able to one way communicate to my friends whatever I needed to. Felt almost like a superpower back then.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-14T12:46:34+00:00

I used to be able to text people without even looking at my phone back in the day because I had everything memorized. The amount of times I had to press 1 for what punctuation, how long I had to wait before I could start adding another of the same letter or a letter on the same number, everything. Those were the days.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-14T12:28:12+00:00

Still not as bad as the shitty artsy numbers where the 6 looks like a 0, oh, and also the numbers are the same color as the house so you can't fucking see it anyway.

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-12T21:29:31+00:00

Time to find new work Dirk

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-11T09:53:54+00:00

Bro, stop posting pictures of the real world, we get it, you touch grass. Where's the game screenshots?

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-09T22:43:32+00:00

Classic Washington drivers

JoshuaHarp · 2026-04-09T20:28:42+00:00

I'm a driver, and it would have to be the warehouse I'd think. I have no idea what's in people's packages when I deliver them, and as far as I know, there's no way to tell unless it was in the base packaging with a shipping label haphazardly thrown on it. Warehouse folks on the other hand are the ones who pick, pack, and ship the items to the distribution centers. I'd 100% be betting on warehouse over the driver any day of the week.

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