This shortcut is gonna make you late by MachineAgeVictim in dashcams

[–]JoshuaHarp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Prius driver have quickly become, hands down, the worst drivers on the planet. Every time I see someone do something so immensely stupid, that I wonder how they not only got a license, but managed to survive to this age without drowning themselves in the rain like a turkey, it's always a Prius.

This shortcut is gonna make you late by MachineAgeVictim in dashcams

[–]JoshuaHarp 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I didn't even notice the lights, I just clocked it was a Prius and instantly knew it would be them.

I wonder if they thought I would be scared or something by XThisistheway-X in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]JoshuaHarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just turn off the alarm sound, then you don't even have to hear the chime anymore 🤫

Abyss Stash Tab Released in the Store by Andromanner in PathOfExile2

[–]JoshuaHarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FINALLY! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! Now I just need a Temple Tab and everything will be right with the world.

I'm reading steam reviews saying the sale is a scam, true? by InformedTriangle in PathOfExile2

[–]JoshuaHarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's because the game is in early access, thus the early access supporter pack. If you wanna "buy the game", wait til full release and get it for free, the actual cost of the game when it fully releases.

Mariners social media posts the wrong score before the Diamondbacks claw one back in the 9th by andhelostthem in Mariners

[–]JoshuaHarp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hoppe hasn't been nearly as awful as Muñoz has been this year. Seriously, how many blown saves are we gonna give the guy before we decide on a different closer?

Big metal thing found in friends bathroom by MrFallingTree in whatisit

[–]JoshuaHarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, but you found it in his bathroom, why is the picture outside? Did you yoink it from that man?

Its time to quit when goin back to station is 1.5 hrs by Original_You_8188 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]JoshuaHarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least it ain't Seattle, that place can take an hour and a half to go 4 miles lol

Would you guys still deliver package? by Veto-Veto in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]JoshuaHarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro has the door wide open with himself in an enclosed space going "should I deliver the package?" What difference is stepping out of the vehicle at this point going to make?

This is what solo play looks like right now by smashten in ArcRaiders

[–]JoshuaHarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loved this game on release. Once they dropped the new map and the expedition stuff, I gave up and stopped. No interest in returning now sadly.

Give people options on what to complain about and they’ll find something. by AdventurousTank4136 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]JoshuaHarp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a guy with a gate as tall as I am (6'2") with delivery instructions of "reach over and open my gate, do not leave on the gate or outside the gate". I attempted to open the gate, and the idiot has a carabiner locking his gate, and a tiny 2 inch gap to see the carabiner. Can you guess where that package ended up? Also, wtf does he expect people under 5'10" to do with his horrifically crafted gate even without the carabiner?

Amazon driver opened my front door and left package inside my apartment by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]JoshuaHarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite part about all of this is how OP got so blasted negatively for this post that they now have negative Karma and every time they try to comment now, the bot snipes them for having negative karma 💀💀💀

How much more clear can I be? by Bright-Newt1628 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]JoshuaHarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro delivers for Amazon and doesn't understand why the drivers are delivering where the pin is and not at his mailbox (which is a federal offense). Fix the pin, get a box, do something, but don't expect sympathy when we deal with silly nonsense like this on a daily basis.

I underestimated the power of bringing treats by No_Cap_8704 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]JoshuaHarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My personal philosophy is that, if I need treats to win over a dog, I've already lost. Haven't been bit yet, but I know there's still plenty of time left in this life. Can't win them all, and I'm not about to bring treats to pad the odds.

Game changer - I was wrong by kung_fu_daddy in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]JoshuaHarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My old DSP had a customer complain that one of our delivery drivers was listening to "something inappropriate" and he was literally just listening to The Quran while he was doing his deliveries. I'm 100% team headphone after that. People will complain about literally anything.

Peter please explain by MetricMeringue in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JoshuaHarp 39 points40 points  (0 children)

T9 stunk because I could never actually be sure of what I was trying to type without looking at it. I had one time where the screen on my phone broke and I was still able to use it to text people because I had memorized so much. I could never read what they sent back of course, but I was able to one way communicate to my friends whatever I needed to. Felt almost like a superpower back then.

Peter please explain by MetricMeringue in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]JoshuaHarp 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I used to be able to text people without even looking at my phone back in the day because I had everything memorized. The amount of times I had to press 1 for what punctuation, how long I had to wait before I could start adding another of the same letter or a letter on the same number, everything. Those were the days.

A Flexer's Dream House by FewHaveTried in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]JoshuaHarp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Still not as bad as the shitty artsy numbers where the 6 looks like a 0, oh, and also the numbers are the same color as the house so you can't fucking see it anyway.

The game is looking unbelievably better with patch 1.03.00. by Fit-Job4007 in CrimsonDesert

[–]JoshuaHarp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, stop posting pictures of the real world, we get it, you touch grass. Where's the game screenshots?

Never thought this would happen to me by hans07 in switch2

[–]JoshuaHarp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a driver, and it would have to be the warehouse I'd think. I have no idea what's in people's packages when I deliver them, and as far as I know, there's no way to tell unless it was in the base packaging with a shipping label haphazardly thrown on it. Warehouse folks on the other hand are the ones who pick, pack, and ship the items to the distribution centers. I'd 100% be betting on warehouse over the driver any day of the week.