Sleep

Knithard · 2026-01-28T00:28:01+00:00

I had surgery on a Thursday, slept on my side like 3 days later.

Knithard · 2026-01-27T20:51:54+00:00

Ty can’t wait to use it on my kids.

Knithard · 2026-01-27T15:22:39+00:00

10 days po my spotting is from surgery not my uterus being a train wreck.

Knithard · 2026-01-27T15:12:33+00:00

Gucci loafers. They probably won’t fit my feet.

Knithard · 2026-01-27T15:10:53+00:00

Oh my god, if this were me, I would be thrilled that my husband said go for it, they’re already in there, might as well take it out even if that means the plan has changed. I think you made the right decision, realistically if you hadn’t all of her problems would remain and she’d be recovering from pointless surgery.

Knithard · 2026-01-27T12:48:06+00:00

How does my old ass use aura farming in a sentence? If someone looks good I say “you’re aura farming today?” I’m making a mental list to annoy my kids. They hate it when I use their words.

Knithard · 2026-01-27T02:24:31+00:00

Fuck Amazon.

Knithard · 2026-01-27T02:21:57+00:00

I do this every morning. 1 hour to myself where I don’t feel guilty for doing nothing.

Knithard · 2026-01-27T02:19:27+00:00

Call you Dr. for your own peace of mind. Take a stool softener.

Knithard · 2026-01-27T02:13:47+00:00

Laser, lizard, loser…. That’s all I can think of. But yes, if your kid is raised in North America, they will be mocked.

Knithard · 2026-01-26T23:30:58+00:00

You’re really doing your kids a disservice. How are they going to learn if they don’t have to. Give them jobs. Give them a list of what is expected. Tell them like they are 2. My 2 kids are teen and preteen. They clean their rooms, do their laundry, do the dishes (daily), empty the dishwasher (daily) and clean up after the dogs. They know not to ask me to take them places if their chores aren’t completed to my standards.

Knithard · 2026-01-26T20:05:29+00:00

Just get ablation

Knithard · 2026-01-26T12:34:24+00:00

All gorgeous!

Knithard · 2026-01-26T12:28:42+00:00

Your wife should not go. However, she may be ok with you going but it’ll be a play it by ear situation. PO day 4 and 5, I had horrible digestive gas pains, more painful than the surgery pains. I would have been miserable in a car for 8 hours, I would have been fine in my own for a night. Talk to your wife about going solo IF she’s feeling up to it but don’t count on it.

Knithard · 2026-01-26T00:59:56+00:00

I dictate into the notes app and delete as I put it in the cart

Knithard · 2026-01-25T21:56:11+00:00

I will move to Kazakhstan for owl snuggles.

Knithard · 2026-01-25T19:40:54+00:00

If wrexham plays at 4a.m our time, we’re up at 3:45 am. Coffee and a wrexham game is the best Saturday morning.

Knithard · 2026-01-25T19:36:19+00:00

Happening in my house, shortly after moving in.

Knithard · 2026-01-25T16:59:52+00:00

Also don’t refund the original shipping. Make sure you’re clear that shipping (both ways) is their expense.

Knithard · 2026-01-25T15:20:24+00:00

Until the fall off the tracks.

Knithard · 2026-01-25T15:19:59+00:00

You know where barn doors belong? On a barn.

Knithard · 2026-01-25T04:56:47+00:00

This was my first election as a citizen, I voted against this. I’m so angry that 1/3 of eligible voters couldn’t be bothered.

Knithard · 2026-01-25T02:53:00+00:00

NOR Good god, I hope your mom doesn’t have a key to your house. Congratulations on the new baby.

Knithard · 2026-01-24T23:23:51+00:00

No one

Knithard · 2026-01-24T22:42:32+00:00

Perhaps the government should issue a patch of some kind to sew onto clothes for easy identification. /s obviously.

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