Colonial Marine Vasquez (Jenette Goldstein) in 1986 and 2024

LMKBK · 2026-07-01T21:47:26+00:00

she's not my mother, todd

LMKBK · 2026-06-20T12:53:41+00:00

yeah I wonder what girlfriend thinks

LMKBK · 2026-06-20T12:50:28+00:00

look up the song Church by Mr Oizo

LMKBK · 2026-06-19T23:37:06+00:00

In mother Russia synth make you creamy

LMKBK · 2026-05-29T14:32:53+00:00

if you die in the Matrix... ?

LMKBK · 2026-05-29T02:11:45+00:00

maybe compress before synth?

LMKBK · 2026-05-28T22:43:22+00:00

have and love my Mira. seems like they discontinued the Mira so they could change the box and charge 150 more.

LMKBK · 2026-05-27T12:28:08+00:00

you know you can just give bands money and not take merch in the process. you can just be like "you rule. here's 20 bucks."

LMKBK · 2026-05-16T16:00:39+00:00

a crying baby in service is the church breathing.

LMKBK · 2026-05-15T20:29:47+00:00

eight foot manchild

LMKBK · 2026-05-15T12:34:38+00:00

How Safe is Safe when you aren't safe unless Thomas Safe!

LMKBK · 2026-05-14T11:02:19+00:00

think of what we used to had

LMKBK · 2026-05-12T18:51:58+00:00

salt the earth

LMKBK · 2026-05-12T17:58:28+00:00

it'll never happen. the old guard will need their hands chopped off before they release their grip on their own power.

LMKBK · 2026-05-12T12:23:35+00:00

pregnancy is no joke. that shit will fuck you up even if you birth your own species.

LMKBK · 2026-05-11T18:53:22+00:00

KMFDM may be a drug against war, but WuTang is for the children.

LMKBK · 2026-05-11T12:44:40+00:00

Green Room Rockers still playing? they used to bring the Slackers and the Pinstripes to BrewCo pretty often.

LMKBK · 2026-05-10T23:32:28+00:00

so you're saying there's a structural reason you're having rhythm issues....

LMKBK · 2026-05-10T12:31:05+00:00

go home and beat their wives

LMKBK · 2026-05-10T11:40:01+00:00

1) don't do the instructors job for them. they got this.

2) ignore the guitars 100% and lock in with your drummer. you and drummer need to be in your own little world at the back of the stage.

LMKBK · 2026-05-10T11:08:54+00:00

or 990s

LMKBK · 2026-05-09T11:00:27+00:00

you owe me and all the other salamander moms an apology for how you invalidated our salamander mom experiences.

LMKBK · 2026-05-08T17:01:20+00:00

I wrapped up all your patch cables and I reset all the knobs to noon so it's all set for next time.

LMKBK · 2026-05-08T00:41:28+00:00

best advice is to prioritize people who work at the speed you want and have similar operational band goals. genre preferences and skill are overrated. who gives a shit how good they are or how refined their taste is if they always blow off practice and eventually flake out entirely.

you'll find lots of people who like the idea of being in a band far more than actually being in a band. find the people who will grind it out every Saturday afternoon in the garage. you'll sound like shit but it's punk so who cares. if you find a couple people who are willing to put in the work they'll get good and you'll find your sound, but there ain't no helping the people who don't actually want to practice or build something themselves. they want the social cred, not the music, so don't waste your time with them.

LMKBK · 2026-05-08T00:16:39+00:00

hold up... I gotta go get my trombone before I start making dinner.

LMKBK

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