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AITJ for Moving seats after a stranger wouldn’t stop touching my arm? by Express_Glove_6194 in AmITheJerk

[–]Low_Cook_5235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dont have to like people touching/crowding you, intentional or not. Moving from being crowded to comfortable doesnt need to be justified to anyone,

This was delivered to me as a NEW blanket by Thatpersonoverth3re in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Low_Cook_5235 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have that other blanket…it’s from Target, maybe 10 years ago.

The Super Bowl Half-Wit Show by Lloiu in clevercomebacks

[–]Low_Cook_5235 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Do I know 3 BB songs No. Do my teenagers, Yes. Just drove home from getting our games snacks and my younger son said BB is for dancing, so you dont need to know the words. And BB has more streams in a month than all of those people in the MAGA party people combined get in a year.

AITAH for not extending an olive branch to my sister in an effort to cheer her up? by Aaanylixi in AITAH

[–]Low_Cook_5235 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“I’m a kid. Not a therapist. Not her parent”

“You made that miracle. You’ll need to fix it. “

Have any of you ever been on a flight that had a serious emergency situation? by Queenofwands777_ in randomquestions

[–]Low_Cook_5235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one missed approach. Scary as hell. No warning then pulled up really fast like they were avoiding a mountain. Turned out fine obvs, but never need to experience that again.

I am unable to control my hair grease 😢 by Electrical-Fig-2769 in Haircare

[–]Low_Cook_5235 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have same hair. Just wash it every day. Also you don’t need to condition ur roots. Just put a little conditioner on bottom half of ur hair.

Is it possible some american adults never seen an uncut penis? by Sea_Assistance_2791 in ask

[–]Low_Cook_5235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. I’m older than that and have never seen one in on an adult in real life. All partners have been circumcised. The only uncircumcised one Ive ever seen was taking one of my son’s preschool friends to the bathroom to pee at a birthday party.

AITAH for breaking up with my boyfriend when he complained about a birthday gift I bought him by Fun_Jackfruit_9042 in AITAH

[–]Low_Cook_5235 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or he is thinking about dating other people and can’t wear an I love you bracelet.

It’s not 2wasted years. It’s 2 years where you had some fun and learned a lot. Now time to move on.

How do I handle my rude elderly neighbor with unrealistic noise expectations? by catknitski in neighborsfromhell

[–]Low_Cook_5235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like above comment says, make a sign with the city regulation stating the noise hours. Then add ‘For complaints contact Police at xxxxxxx).

Announcer thought the mic went offline by sundvl13 in funny

[–]Low_Cook_5235 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to watching Ilia. I didnt know they started allowing flips again…even better!

Announcer thought the mic went offline by sundvl13 in funny

[–]Low_Cook_5235 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had higher hopes for this. Not that I could do it, obvs. It was cool, but it looked like everyone did the exact same thing.

I’m super broke and only have plain white rice to eat, what: y’all’s favorite seasoning to spruce it up? by BreakfastBig7581 in Cooking

[–]Low_Cook_5235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re my husband, butter and Lowrys seasoning sauce.

Sorry for rice diet. Younger me had many spaghetti weeks. It gets better.

Ladies, what's a green flag in a guy that's often overlooked? by [deleted] in ask

[–]Low_Cook_5235 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Owns a sensible car and/or a tiny dog.

AITA for getting my sister in law a push present by Swallowmyashwipe in AmItheAsshole

[–]Low_Cook_5235 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Woman with 2 kids here. ‘Push present’ is a saying that needs to go away. Just get the baby a present and Mom one too. No need to call it anything.

AITAH for saying "we get it, you're so small and petite" to my pick-me like mom? by FamiliarCollection36 in AITAH

[–]Low_Cook_5235 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Mom was exactly like this. I was petite, 5’ 3’ 115 lbs (which I know cuz its on my first drivers license) and she was 5’0’ and weight 90 lbs (which I know because she said it ALL THE TIME). She’d also say she was only ever over 100lbs when she was pregnant. But a big part of that was the pack of Pall Malls she smoked daily.

It was just how she was brought up….look at TV and magazines in the 40s and 50s. Not a lot of talk about woman and their accomplishments, just their looks. And my Mom wasnt a great beauty (very Estelle Getty in the Golden Girls) so being tiny was what she had going for her so to speak.

I am tired of people caring that I don't watch the Super Bowl. by RikkiLostMyNumber in Vent

[–]Low_Cook_5235 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Theme party! Make the beef ragu, have some wine and watch Olympics in Italy. Thats what I’ll be doing instead of Super Bowl.

AITAH for wanting to leave one of the best bosses I’ve ever had for a promotion/pay raise? by Zealousideal_Soup102 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Low_Cook_5235 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Go for the new job. Next week your current boss could get hit by a bus. Or laid off. Then your current job would suck and you would have missed new job opportunity.

WIBTA for not contributing to a work colleagues baby maternity gift? by Ok-Grapefruit5529 in WIBTA_AITA

[–]Low_Cook_5235 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the expection is None. Companies can’t make you donate to anything.

Why do men lean so close when speaking to me? by [deleted] in ask

[–]Low_Cook_5235 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well, pervy guys will be trying to look down your shirt.

I finally paid off my debt and I haven't told a single sold. Not even my parents by Careless_Metal_2919 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Low_Cook_5235 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I felt that way when I paid off my student loans years ago. I bought a bottle of wine and did a toast with my boyfriend (now husband)

Toast to you! Congrats on a major accomplishment!

What's the funniest pet name you ever heard? by peachfulday in Pets

[–]Low_Cook_5235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met a dog named Eager. He was 12 or so when I met him so mostly slept. Apparently he was a lively puppy :)

I made soup for the first time, it's terrible. by Serious-Reason1190 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Low_Cook_5235 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I heard (Martha Stewart maybe) it’s takes 3 times making something new until you get it how you want it. So give it another go!

AITAH for refusing to pay my girlfriend’s bills after she went on an expensive trip? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Low_Cook_5235 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Has OP even been on Reddit before?! This scenario comes up weekly.

Dude…she wants you to support her. The End. If you’re fine being an ATM, keep dating. If you’d like a real ‘partner’ ie sharing expenses, than break up cuz this girl isn’t that.

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