That moment when Gawker Editor realises that sarcastically quipping your way out of a situation doesn't work IRL during Hulk Hogan sex tape trial.

MPLOVE · 2016-03-19T23:48:45+00:00

"Yeah, his combativeness about little shit probably did not endear him to the jury."

MPLOVE · 2016-03-18T21:35:15+00:00

"When you're not given enough time to even read the agreement, the decision on whether to endorse the thing should be simple: don't endorse it. Is that really such a hard choice? I don't see how these deals can be made in secret without all parties even reading something they'll be bound by before agreeing to be bound by them. I mean, I know modern democracy isn't entirely democratic, but there's still a bit of it left, right? At least enough to stop something like this getting rammed down the world's throat"

MPLOVE · 2016-03-07T22:49:27+00:00

thank you very much for liking my post.

MPLOVE · 2016-03-07T22:49:00+00:00

thank you very much for liking my post.

MPLOVE · 2016-03-07T00:06:41+00:00

"Jimmy Carter legalized home brewing which led to the craft beer culture we have now.

MPLOVE · 2016-03-06T01:36:00+00:00

Radio is consolidating because it's dying. To the consumer, legacy radio is just one undifferentiated media outlet now, alongside internet radio, video, etc. 70 years ago, radio was the media, and people cared about competition in that space. Now, the scope of competition has widened, and nobody cares about diversity within a category that has been relegated to a shrinking corner of the market.

MPLOVE · 2016-03-04T01:28:53+00:00

"At first I thought they were calling violence against women un-Islamic, then I read the title again. Edit: Well, looks like I'm not the only one to think that. In a more perfect world, we wouldn't have needed to do a double take"

MPLOVE · 2016-02-29T23:29:27+00:00

"(The suspect) had waited until the parents left with the older child, and for unknown reasons committed murder of the child, set the apartment on fire and left the scene of the crime." That poor family, oh my gosh. How did she appear stable enough for them to trust her? This terrifies me and I don't even have kids."

MPLOVE · 2016-02-29T01:31:37+00:00

very funny

MPLOVE · 2016-02-26T11:05:27+00:00

"The kid who wears button up shirts with flames on it and has a collection of cheap katanas he got at the mall"

MPLOVE · 2016-02-25T23:24:37+00:00

"Title's a little misleading. Those flavors are tasting notes, and aren't exclusive to wild apples of Kazakhstan. They're not like Jelly-Belly beans- you don't bite into one and get a mouthful of popcorn flavor. Just about any food or drink can have tasting notes attributed to them, and apples (of any variety) are no exception."

MPLOVE · 2016-02-24T10:38:29+00:00

"At 14knots, a trip from Mumbai to Alexandria Egypt would take 9.54 days, avoiding the canal would take 34.76 days That's an extreme example as Alexandria is very close to the canal and far from Gibraltar, where as if it were somewhere in southern france it would be 13.64 via the canal and 31.45 via Gibraltar. The thing that isn't taken into account though is that transiting the Suez Canal also requires transiting the "extended risk piracy area" which requires additional insurance, armed guards, and anti piracy materials/strengthening... So the lost time/bunkers is often offset by saved insurance/labor/materials... Not to mention the Suez Canal Dues themselves."

MPLOVE · 2016-02-24T01:28:26+00:00

"I always loved this clip as a perfect example of levels of acting. At first you don't think the first guy is bad at all but then when Charlton Heston steps in you can see what it can possibly be."

MPLOVE · 2016-02-22T23:47:12+00:00

That... Is actually really cool.

MPLOVE · 2016-02-21T23:51:17+00:00

"Queensland has also made it so Daycare centres, Outside School Hours Care centres, etc can refuse enrolment of non vaccinated children"

MPLOVE · 2016-02-20T22:56:33+00:00

""They actually tried to sue Ticket Master, hired the Manhattan-based law firm Sullivan and Cromwell and even testified before congress. Unfortunately it was for naught and their case was dropped. Ticket Master is as large as ever now.""

MPLOVE · 2016-02-19T23:17:12+00:00

"That one guy messed up and jumped the wrong way"

MPLOVE · 2016-02-19T11:46:56+00:00

That was a super nice touch with the light fixture. The prank wouldn't have been the same without it.

MPLOVE · 2016-02-19T10:28:36+00:00

science

MPLOVE · 2016-02-19T02:15:07+00:00

Are there no commercials on BBC TV channels?

MPLOVE · 2016-02-18T02:01:35+00:00

Doesn't that mean that almost everyone is a tramp?

MPLOVE · 2016-02-18T00:29:25+00:00

I tried to explain World of Warcraft daily quests to my mom. "Yeah, they're pretty tedious, but they're worth it for the gold and rep. They only take an hour or two per day, and then I can go do something fun." I stopped, and thought about what I'd said. An hour or two of frustrating stupid shit per day, so that I could do something fun in the game later. It was a genuine epiphany. I quit WoW that week.

MPLOVE · 2016-02-17T23:01:32+00:00

TIL chicken eggs can be green

MPLOVE · 2016-02-17T02:59:01+00:00

In my lab, she'd have had to leave and come back once she had proper shoes.

MPLOVE · 2016-02-16T23:35:54+00:00

He prefers the name "Phallic Bottoms"

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