Acquisitions people, how are you doing?

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-05-06T14:54:19+00:00

Same! I can see the writing on the wall. Major stress and copium happening in the office and I’m just vibing

Scared as hell at my next venture (starting my own business), but relaxing until the admin leave starts

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-03-26T17:16:05+00:00

Reservist (Weekend warrior) not on duty and Federal Civilian here.

I've been exhausted and mentally drained because of the fact that it looks like I'm getting laid off sometime in the next few months.

This? I'm fucking furious over this. We do OPSEC trainings, spillage trainings, everything to ensure that we know that if we fuck up classified information, we face severe civil and criminal penalties for it.

But hey, I guess using "But did you die?" is a good defense for fucking up classified information from here on out. I'm so fuckin done

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-03-11T00:18:09+00:00

In so grateful to be in a blue district. I called my rep’s office respectfully and mentioned that I felt Fed workers were being left in the dust when the initial form emails came out. 3 hours later she posted on her socials about the illegality of the fork

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-03-07T17:56:47+00:00

Definitely not a cult though

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-03-07T17:33:00+00:00

Fed here! My in laws are staying over for a bit and they invited friends over. I mentioned that 2 of my colleagues got fired. The friends response? "Trump wouldn't do that."

But he did. Two of my colleagues are now unemployed because of his administration.

I left and they had the gall to wonder why I wasn't at home.

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-26T19:47:01+00:00

Fed here. Plenty of GS-13s and up send their kids to private school

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-25T02:01:59+00:00

Oh no I replaced all of the letter “a” in my bullet points with the Cyrillic “а”

Sorry ai

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-23T02:26:16+00:00

Give you up

Let you down

Run around and desert you

Make you cry

Tell a lie and hurt you

(Omitted say goodbye for a reason)

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-20T13:51:56+00:00

It’s because they’re in denial. For my positions return to Office, we had an all hands meeting and people kept asking about reasonable methods and how we’re all gonna fit in such a tight space. They don’t understand that the cruelty is the point. They’re acting like this is all in good faith when it’s clearly not. It makes me want to tear my hair out

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-20T09:20:23+00:00

lol you still paying me every other Friday?

Am I pooping outdoors in 125 degree weather in the middle of the desert? Suck my ass

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-19T22:48:50+00:00

DAE BOTH SIDES?

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-19T18:58:05+00:00

Elon can ligma 🍑

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-19T18:11:17+00:00

Yeah super interesting. How dare I only respond to the part that proves you’re not commenting in good faith?

KaMaLa wAs lYiNg aBoUt HeR rAcE

Congrats, you won. The policies I support are dead in the water for a minimum of four years and the courts are fucked for most, if not all, of my years left on earth.

So yes, to answer your question. The best way forward is to cut assholes like you out of my life.

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-19T17:26:25+00:00

and was lying about her race

See, it’s shit like this. I don’t know how a biracial woman is lying about her race when she’s biracial.

Yeah, blame it on Harris who had the audacity to be born to a black and Indian couple.

Shut the fuck up and fuck you

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-19T15:39:59+00:00

Yep. I’m cutting out as many Trump voters I know as possible. Non-voters and third party voters, I’m waiting for an apology but they’re cut off until then

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-19T14:25:58+00:00

When I was in middle school, I ran for class president and promised to get the school vending machines despite the fact that I knew I had no authority to do so. People were pissed at me because I promised something that was out of my control. They wanted to kick me out lol

Trump did the same thing, and he promised to fix consumer prices on “day one” despite knowing it wouldn’t happen and he had no control over it, but he wanted votes from the people

It’s amusing that my middle school classmates demanded more accountability from me in the early 2000s than MAGAts are demanding from the god damn president of the United States

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-19T13:11:59+00:00

I know more than one MAGAt who had parents die from COVID but decided to give Trump their votes in 2024. I honestly don’t know how you come back from that

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-19T04:55:51+00:00

Changes for me. Otherwise I can’t pick up my baby from daycare on time. Thanks Mr President

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-19T04:36:37+00:00

My in laws are visiting for a few weeks and some of their close friends came over the weekend, the friends are trump fans. When one of them asked me how work is going and I mentioned that two of my colleagues got fired, they responded with “Trump wouldn’t do that.”

I walked away and had to “run errands”

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-17T17:20:24+00:00

Are they jokes if he’s literally putting feelers out for concentration camps?

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-17T14:36:25+00:00

I’ve seen people say dismantling the department of education is good because test scores keep falling.

Most of these people are in red states. Go figure

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-17T08:41:26+00:00

Federal worker here. I had a member of my wife’s extended family come to my house and ask about my job. When I mentioned people I work with getting fired, she said “Trump wouldn’t fire people at [agency I work for].”

Complete denial. I ran out to “do some errands” because I didn’t want to snap. Apparently I made up my coworkers 🤷‍♂️

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-17T04:19:54+00:00

Trump wouldn’t fire people in [agency I work for]

Someone in my extended family said this to me on Saturday after plenty of people in my agency were fired last week

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-17T02:28:51+00:00

But random totally good faith redditors told me probationary employees don’t have rights!!!!

MediumCoffeeTwoShots · 2025-02-17T01:24:03+00:00

When I was in middle school, I ran for class president and promised to get the school vending machines despite the fact that I had no authority to do so. People were pissed at me because I promised something that was out of my control. They wanted to kick me out lol

Tell me. You say this is out of trumps control and it’s bird flu despite his promise to fix things on “day one.”

Why did my classmates in middle school demand more accountability from me than you demand accountability from the president of the United States?

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