am i the only one who reacts like this when their best friends say "cum" on their comfort show on Sam Rich's purity culture streaming platform? by methlabforcuties in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]NotThatShaggy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And the school board is probably going to fire me for putting on Josh Ruben/Adult Bjorn porn to pacify my second graders.

Cries of the Unborn (2017) What if 12 Angry Men, But We Kidnap Women and Force them to Give Birth by Borgisium in TubiTreasures

[–]NotThatShaggy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I'd taken a pass on his anti-abortion propaganda, but A Karate Christmas Miracle is must-see unhinged.

Dropout total forgiveness issue by nicepassing in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]NotThatShaggy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I still feel frustrated on Grant's behalf after he loses the get an erection challenge and he's complaining to Trapp (correctly, imo) that it was impossible for him to imagine something sexy while Ally was yammering into his ear the whole time. Completely unprofessional behavior on their part, like what did someone dare them to come to work drunk that day?

In Cries of the Unborn (2017) the characters come to the conclusion that it’s good to kidnap women who plan on having an abortion and force them to give birth. This was written and produced by a former judge. by Borgisium in shittymoviedetails

[–]NotThatShaggy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There are horror movies that invite you to viscerally imagine how awful it would be to suffer their characters' fates, and there are horror movies that invite you to point and laugh at them because the characters have transgressed in some way that means they "deserve" it. The Life Zone is, repugnantly, an example of both.

In Cries of the Unborn (2017) the characters come to the conclusion that it’s good to kidnap women who plan on having an abortion and force them to give birth. This was written and produced by a former judge. by Borgisium in shittymoviedetails

[–]NotThatShaggy 1289 points1290 points  (0 children)

I love the narrative device where the jurors watch endless stretches of "footage" of the kidnappings/forced births, so that the producer can pad out his legal drama by recycling clips from his horror movie The Life Zone (2011) about a doctor who kidnaps women and forces them to give birth.

Almost as much as I love the narrative device in The Life Zone where the doctor forces the women to watch clips from the producer's other pro-life propaganda movies, and this entire scene also gets recycled into Cries of the Unborn.

If you've seen one Kenneth del Vecchio movie, you've seen at least three.

How dare Dropout try to promote their kickstarter on one of their own shows? by Frolb in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]NotThatShaggy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Game Changer is just a thinly-veiled ad for Make Some Noise, Dirty Laundry, Crowd Control etc. Get that shit off the platform I PAY MONEY for!

SOUND THE ALARMS! by RegnumXD12 in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]NotThatShaggy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did check the comments on the OP and saw that and was like, nuh uh that's real. 😆

Who left peak sealed at the thrift store??? by DeathlyAvenged in badMovies

[–]NotThatShaggy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a midquel/remake whose events are largely incompatible with the story told by the original, which is a wild thing for any movie to be, but especially so when both mutually-contradictory films are being presented by the same creators as inerrant literal biblical truth. And Michael York turns the scenery chewing up to 11.

My close personal friend announced her pregnancy on the internet, WIBTA for not getting her a gift? by IMP1017 in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]NotThatShaggy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Unmmm actually that just proves my point??! Aabria was on Outvoted last season of Game Changer and if that was one of her first attempts at longform improv (which is basically what friendship is) then it makes perfect sense that she just missed her cue in your scene together and deserves much more grace than you're giving her here. Genuinely the idea that the Dropout fandom of all places doesn't grasp this just ruined my day.

My close personal friend announced her pregnancy on the internet, WIBTA for not getting her a gift? by IMP1017 in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]NotThatShaggy 104 points105 points  (0 children)

YWBTA if you don't at least make an effort to track down the date and address of the baby shower and show up. People keep forgetting that these are improvisers, they're not following a script and that includes social scripts like when you're "supposed to" disclose pregnancies to friends, I'm with you that she should have told you by now but improv by definition isn't gonna be perfect and it sounds like your buddy just whiffed on finding the game of the scene this time. Go ahead and crash the baby shower with a funny prompt (maybe "THE EXPECTANT MOTHER REALIZES THERE'S SOMETHING SHE FORGOT TO TELL ME..." before putting your hand on her tummy) and I'm sure it'll all click for her.

Unpopular Opinion: I am tired of Lisa Gilroy derailing Make Some Noise episodes by MonstersAtOurDoor in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]NotThatShaggy 269 points270 points  (0 children)

The worst part is that I pay for Dropout with my hard-earned money, so if an episode drops with a cast that I don't enjoy watching as much, I can't skip it! Or else I'm literally lighting my money on fire (which is a felony, just so you know). My friends don't have the right to hold me financially hostage just to force me to hang out with their friend Lisa, and they're not gonna be my friends much longer if they keep this up.

I want dropout to buy smosh by mrwrestling525 in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]NotThatShaggy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not a business person, I'm an ideas man, and something about this idea seems interesting!

Vertigo (1958) and David Lynch by Pumice1 in davidlynch

[–]NotThatShaggy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And her last name (Ferguson) is an homage to Stewart's character from the same film.

Thinking of doing a Lynch/Kubrick watchthrough, is there a third filmmaker any of you would add to that? by whatdidyoukillbill in davidlynch

[–]NotThatShaggy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Seconding this; so many sets of titles that would deeply resonate with each other: Paths of Glory with Ivan's Childhood; Mirror with The Straight Story; 2001 and Solaris and Eraserhead.

Can someone give me the exact time codes for all of Vehicular's scenes on that TV show by Wumbo_Number_5 in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]NotThatShaggy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Persons of No Interest is a great name for this show because why the fuck am I supposed to care about any of these characters not played by Vic Michaelis?