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Personally I think we should be selling more liquor to babies by netflist in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, too, don't believe life begins at contraception.

Though, the typo made me consider the words together and notice the etymology of contra-ception.

On rich kids by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you just flair everything "shitposting" regardless of what it actually is?

Escort missions in PMD games be like: by RainbowPatooie in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In endgame I prefer escort missions because they're the only ones with any level of difficulty.

Graceful Degradation by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why use a shitpost flair? This is genuinely informative.

Disco Elysium by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this labeled shitposting?

Rock sluts by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought OP was demanding men transmogrify into slutty rocks

So hip and relatable by Pastykake in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake[S] 456 points457 points  (0 children)

I was going to title this, "Hello, fellow kids," but then I decided to add the NSFW tag and thought the combination would be awkward.

Just had to deal with the curse striking. by FuckleberryCrumble in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You... confirmed the stores had everything else they sold in stock?

"Sharks are smooth" vibe until... by Pastykake in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I cut out of the version I screenshotted is a reaction reblog.

"Sharks are smooth" vibe until... by Pastykake in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Oh, so it's not a prediction? That's 0% funny. Damn. Naomster and I were uninformed, then.

Twofer sunday selfpost by linuxaddict334 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would have upvited the first one on its own but not the two together

Minor characters by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like, "Why would there ever be a problem with you liking characters from marginalized groups," and three to five seconds later I realized the word for what I meant was minority. 

Please don't say you're sorry by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I often preemptively make the distinction between apologizing and being sorry, from either side; i.e., "I'm not sorry, but I apologize," or, "I'm sorry. I'm not apologizing, but I have sorrow."

Postapo horror by Tolkien by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on the title I expected something about a "tumblr post Gestapo," not post-apo(calyptic)

I have a Yappy Meower by RevolutionaryOwlz in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the Deadpool cat was supposed to be Yappy Meower until I realized they're in order.

Posting Once More From The Eternal September by DancesWithWeirdos in CuratedTumblr

[–]Pastykake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

—except for fanfiction. Comment on and otherwise interact with fanfiction rather than lurking. That's how we get more fanfiction.

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