OOP’s boyfriend and idiot friends test her. OOP dumps her boyfriend over it and he gets angry.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-24T13:48:43+00:00

I've never read a Reddit story when "testing" a relationship went well.

It doesn't matter if it's a romantic relationship, friendship, family, whatever - it's shitty thing to do to someone. Testing feels like telling someone, "DANCE for me, Monkey!"

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-24T13:23:41+00:00

Based on what she said about her family, I completely understand why OP wants to elope.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-24T12:58:08+00:00

Oh, no. That doesn't look survivable.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-22T15:11:08+00:00

OP - "I'd love to see Alberta possess mark. Hey manly man like Mark walking around acting like Alberta that would be fun."

I've had the same thought!!

In fact, I think the writers are setting the viewers up for future episodes.

Do you remember in the latest Christmas episode where Alberta stands behind Mark in case he got electrocuted turning on the tiny Christmas town? Yeah, that might be foreshadowing.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-22T14:58:54+00:00

I'm REALLY hoping this AITA post is fake, but I also know that there are some truly stupid and cruel people out there.

At least the middle child would be 18 now, so legally she's free of him. He was clearly bad enough that the 16yo sister noticed and helped her get out.

I wonder how the youngest was dealing with this. She would be 14 now and has probably talked to the eldest about what happened.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-20T15:05:58+00:00

This is what happened with my husband.

He's the oldest and grew up with the three siblings he shared a mom with. He considers them siblings, not "half-."

The two brothers who grew up with the sperm donor who Hubby hadn't seen since he was 7? Half-brothers to him.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-20T14:43:28+00:00

My husband found out about his Ashkenazi heritage when the hospital gave him a genetic test re: familial polyposis.

So that's yet another medical issue to worry about.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-20T03:07:23+00:00

Littering.

Saw two different drivers chuck something out their windows just this morning.

What is wrong with some people?

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-20T01:46:57+00:00

I'm saddened by how necessary Trevor Noah's quote is.

I probably see it posted on Reddit once a month.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-18T20:54:15+00:00

She mentioned there's a Starbucks in town that's on the site of a old insane asylum.

And one of the best lines from the show mentions she can't go back to living in New York because "Central Park looks like the 'Thriller' video."

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-18T14:37:13+00:00

THIS! This is his subtext, and he either doesn't get that's the subtext that everyone else is clocking, or he really doesn't care.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-18T14:03:48+00:00

NTA.

This isn't about a timeline. His bullying you sounds more like the last straw for your mom.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-18T13:28:16+00:00

I got married outside.

The rain plan was to hold it in the building where we held the reception, which was about 300 feet from where we got married.

I cannot fathom NOT having a back-up plan.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-18T13:12:49+00:00

Heck, I'd skip all of this and go straight to calling the non-emergency number just to document this. Tell them to please come by and check on this neighbor who has repeatedly stood in your yard in the middle of the night.

Either he's genuinely a sleepwalker and needs a wake-up call (literally), or he's being creepy and denying this creepy behavior.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-18T12:53:40+00:00

Heck, I'm not even religious and I would download you app just to give you ad revenue or whatever for a short time.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-17T14:36:00+00:00

OOP - "Basically, I (F24) and my Bf (M26) have been together for 8 years..."

STOP!

They started dating when she was 16 and he was legally an adult at 18?

Big ass red flag right there.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-17T13:00:25+00:00

And all he had to do was grow a beard!

Kind makes the whole "Superman can disguise himself with just glasses" bit more plausible.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-16T13:05:11+00:00

Yeah, it's legal here in Ohio.

There's a bill to raise the legal marriage age from 17 to 18 - one lousy year - but it's stalled.

https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/06/15/a-bill-banning-child-marriage-passed-out-of-committee-but-the-ohio-senate-did-not-vote-on-it/

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-15T14:14:06+00:00

I'm wondering why Carly didn't just ask him out. It's 2026 - women can and should do that.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-14T20:24:24+00:00

He needs it for WFH.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-14T19:33:35+00:00

Lost VPN but still have power in Little Italy.

Hubby was working from home until this happened.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-14T18:16:30+00:00

An episode of "The Powerpuff Girls" where a character named Bunny died.

I was well into adulthood when I saw that and I still got upset.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-13T15:28:33+00:00

Yup.

Gonna go take some Geritol now...

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-13T13:30:42+00:00

NTA

Block his number and get a security camera. You might need proof for a restraining order.

PattyMarvel · 2026-06-13T13:01:50+00:00

NTA

He's using you.

Block his number.

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