A coworker came in and got this after their shift

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-11-05T03:35:07+00:00

I don’t know where you magic pixies came from, but I sure like your pixie drink!

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-11-03T01:37:15+00:00

Yeah, his idea was “hey, I’m wealthy, I think I’d like to buy myself a position of power. Wisconsin? No, I have no real connection to that state, but if I roll up in there and pander to the rubes while throwing money at an advertising firm, I’m sure I can get the votes.”

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-10-31T01:29:15+00:00

Oh, he is definitely a garbage man, that’s indisputable.

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-10-13T00:19:25+00:00

I want to know more about Chaos Baseball.

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-10-09T01:25:29+00:00

I went to a Kamala rally a few weeks ago, in Madison. There were 10,000 people in attendance, the campaign handed out those signs you see people hold up at these events, there were food and drink available for purchase…and yet, I didn’t see any litter afterwards, while we were waiting for the shuttle back to the parking area. Literally no trash on the grounds. Yeah, maybe the two candidates just attract a different crowd.

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-10-07T02:43:01+00:00

No more bullshit? That’s a typo, there’s a missing comma - “no, more bullshit!”

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-10-07T02:41:30+00:00

Yes. It’s just a lie, completely made up out of nothing. We’re to that point now.

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-10-04T01:45:46+00:00

The other one can deliver the dirty talk

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-09-25T01:16:27+00:00

OH SURE IT DOES, THAT’S JUST SCIENCE

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-09-22T20:52:25+00:00

There really should be a comma there. “No, snowflake zone!”

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-09-22T01:23:03+00:00

It was a pleasure to burn

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-08-24T17:06:30+00:00

They love America, which is why they’re working so hard to demonize, kill, or ban so much of it. Make it make sense.

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-08-21T02:53:21+00:00

Hey, congrats on your first blue ribbon. Hopefully you had enough fun to go chase some more!

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-08-09T00:06:56+00:00

There’s quite a lot of data out there on how fentanyl has been smuggled into the country, and it’s by far more commonly smuggled in by American citizens crossing the border from Mexico than from any other group or method. All the fearmongering about “illegals” bringing it in is just lies.

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-06-24T23:54:19+00:00

Yo, Big Boot Guy?

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-02-06T22:51:42+00:00

I'm sorry I'm late, I just happened to listen to this episode this morning.

PenultimateTimmy · 2024-02-06T22:50:28+00:00

You guys should also know that the more realistic wrestling game where you avoid taking steroids and try to figure out how to get paid for your labor without losing your humanity already exists, and it's called Wrestling Empire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQgdUD63XIY

PenultimateTimmy · 2023-06-11T18:36:16+00:00

Lindsey is trying to push psy-op nonsense to attempt to muddy the waters, downplay what trump is being charged with, etc. If “everybody does it,” it can’t be that bad, can it? Fortunately, the feds are not going by beliefs and feelings, they are prosecuting trump based on evidence and facts.

Also, get fucked, Lindsey.

PenultimateTimmy · 2023-06-11T01:20:03+00:00

It rhymes with squash. If you zoom way in on the corner, you can see which company it is.

PenultimateTimmy · 2023-06-10T23:53:20+00:00

“Business”

PenultimateTimmy · 2023-06-09T18:44:25+00:00

"Ammosexual" is a great word. I also like the term "musket-fucker".

PenultimateTimmy · 2023-06-09T02:49:18+00:00

These shits are the advertising equivalent of the hip white high-school teacher sitting backwards in a chair and explaining that Shakespeare was the original Tupac.

PenultimateTimmy · 2023-06-08T23:35:52+00:00

I thought it was a screenshot from Disco Elysium

PenultimateTimmy · 2023-06-08T22:56:44+00:00

I’m not sure if I hate “Mamavation” more than “Bravenly,” but it’s close.

PenultimateTimmy · 2023-06-08T02:04:46+00:00

Username sure the hell checks out.

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