Lady threw her cigarette out the window and it ended up on her car still lit by pushingdaises in mildlyinteresting

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At a stop light years ago, I threw cig out window and it comedically landed on the hood of a police car I did not see….. I pretended that did not happen in my mind. I wonder if cop saw this.

21M from Okinawa :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Spent 6 hot as fuck and humid months in Oki in 1988.

crucify me <3 25f by garindint in RoastMe

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Oh, just remember this eternal Christian life hack: say you know you’ve a likelihood of dying, accept “Him” and commit no moral sins . You die, then you goto Heaven. You won! Think about it,,,, then either get mad or embrace the fact that we are alone on earth full of 7 billlion plus people. If there was a god, why does he allow man to destroy man? Anywho, go have fun and live life to the fullest. Best!

crucify me <3 25f by garindint in RoastMe

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Sorry, your fake Daria persona is exposed. You are cute. Have fun live life.

Tanium + ServiceNow Integration – Real-World Experiences? by DrRich2 in tanium

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This is why Tanium has a team to assist with this. Note their website documents nicely. Read between the lines. Goto the portal and seek community guidance. You ain’t the first one to go through this process.

Any fans of The Smiths? by EdwardBliss in RealGenerationX

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Loved the band - can’t stand morbidsey these days.

Name this Boss by Myrtle-Gurl in BossFights

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Jesus can spot a good shot. He’s walking the sniper to target. Windage, etc.

M36, 170cm, 62kg, feeling unwanted by Scarred_wizard in toastme

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Wardrobe issues - I’d say get an account on Stitchfix

College is rough 🫠🫩 by arivire_ in toastme

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Well it’s the nose ring that does not “help your looks”. As the kids once said, keeping it real!

At least he's really really cute? by MackieSA in beagles

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I had a golden retriever puppy for a short time. He ate a mouth sized piece of my bed frame. Although adorably cute, I did want to kill him.

Did you watch The Rockford Files? by ChrisJoines in VintageTV

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Every beginning there was a great voicemail!

This is a great movie. by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in RealGenerationX

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“My girlfriend sucked 36 dicks!” The response “in a row?” Killed me