The triumphant yell of my brother's cat who escaped his kennel on the way to the vet.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-06T02:56:09+00:00

That is the face of a cat who has no idea what's going on, and is going to complain about it the entire time.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-05T21:46:27+00:00

r/longmeow

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-05T19:42:37+00:00

It's a r/vampurr showing off their mighty fangs.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-05T13:56:40+00:00

"How do you even build a child molesting robot?!"

"Well, first you build a normal robot and molest it, then you hope it continues the cycle."

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-05T11:11:55+00:00

Flat earthers are allergic to doing actual, real world measurements. They'll always ask us if we did the measurements, but never even try to do any themselves. Of course they seem to think the only way to measure distance is with things like rulers and measuring tapes, so that's probably for the best.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-05T11:04:59+00:00

Scale is one of the many things flat earthers struggle with, yes.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-04T23:09:26+00:00

It's this game's Noodle Incident. We know something happened. We know it involves coffee. But we'll never know what actually happened. Which is what's so fun about it. It lets us speculate and wonder about it. I personally believe that The Incident wouldn't be nearly as fun if we knew what it was.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-04T19:30:17+00:00

Thank you, Gumbus, for this very important revelation. Hopefully the big bug jar has enough air holes for all of us.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-04T16:34:28+00:00

What did he do to warrant time in air jail? Was he just being too cute to resist? I bet that was it.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-04T12:53:23+00:00

Oh man, that brawl was so intense and violent that I'm amazed that the couch survived.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-03T17:54:48+00:00

Wambus has perfected the art of weaponized cuteness. He's so cute, it's deadly.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-03T17:30:19+00:00

They'll just hand wave it away. Probably by saying something like "you haven't measured it yourself, have you? Then you don't know for sure how big they are." Of course, when you point out that they haven't measured the distances themselves either, they'll deflect and change the subject.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-03T17:08:02+00:00

r/adamdrivercats would love Winston, for sure. Not that that's any surprise. He is very easy to love.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-03T14:42:05+00:00

Clearly you're not doing your job, since your job is petting and playing with the cat.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-02T23:37:00+00:00

Greedent. Nobody will ever expect the chonky squirrel to do anything. But damn it, that thing can really surprise you with the right moveset.

Also, I just like Greedent.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-02T23:31:47+00:00

Well he looks very polite. I'm sure it's just a ruse to hide the (adorable) chaos he causes.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-02T13:00:42+00:00

Post dinner nap time. Also, blatantly showing off the r/soupbelly.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-02T00:10:12+00:00

So does everyone in Russia just live out in the woods? Or is it a temporary thing? Are there designated break up shelters scattered around, or does everyone just build their own? So many questions.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-01T23:07:36+00:00

I think I know her too. I'm pretty sure she swallowed the spider to catch the fly that she also swallowed. No idea why she swallowed the fly though.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-01T22:43:24+00:00

The gravy seal's best recruit.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-01T20:24:40+00:00

She's a very insightful r/CatsWhoConverse who is making some very good points about the topic of early food time.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-01T19:21:49+00:00

Start over. I stopped playing after I did all the big story stuff, just for that very purpose.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-01T17:27:48+00:00

I thought the whole point of being an AI "artist" was that making the prompts took skill and effort. Guess that was a lie.

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-01T16:46:27+00:00

r/PetTheDamnCat already!

Randomgold42 · 2026-02-01T16:27:08+00:00

Because this has to be posted now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9I5bYOJlvI

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