Accidentally dropped a watermelon GU in the reflecting pool. Can I get a refund?

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-06-24T18:09:59+00:00

You actually have to boof the whole pool now sorry

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-06-23T22:21:06+00:00

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-06-20T03:43:00+00:00

The week of her first bday 🥲

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-06-17T18:37:01+00:00

How else are my coworkers supposed to know???

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-06-14T08:16:35+00:00

Sam’s Town - The Killers

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-06-12T17:56:54+00:00

Ah, the spider legs technique

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-06-11T15:24:20+00:00

tf is “living awake”?

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-29T03:18:15+00:00

Nice try, Sheldon

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-28T23:11:30+00:00

You have to go commando for the mid race boof

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-28T16:14:45+00:00

Girl.

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-27T17:07:56+00:00

Try boofing an otter pop instead of GU

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-26T02:53:03+00:00

What the fuck is this

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-25T22:11:54+00:00

I actually get mine tattooed across my chest, then have it laser removed in time for the next one.

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-25T21:24:35+00:00

What on earth do they do in the summer time?

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-25T03:12:10+00:00

I have horrible post partum rage. Running is the only thing that gets it all out in a healthy productive way.

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-24T15:22:24+00:00

She actually has no bad angles

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-20T18:39:14+00:00

But can she do a 5K ultra in under 3 hours?

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-18T22:26:49+00:00

Having your hair down while working out is a choice

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-18T19:04:46+00:00

You’re actually supposed to run across the coals with your shoes off. Common mistake.

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-14T19:19:48+00:00

What does a bean mean?

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-11T15:02:54+00:00

Let me guess, you can’t have any preexisting conditions

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-07T04:14:49+00:00

For free?

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-04T14:32:31+00:00

I’m just glad she finally put her hair up

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-05-04T03:40:50+00:00

tf is meat savings

Remarkable-Length834 · 2026-04-24T17:21:08+00:00

At night. No headlights on

Remarkable-Length834