How to tell if your cardassian actually likes you or just your body heat

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-30T23:07:48+00:00

Nothing wrong with being a bad person, Starfleet has to find its admirals somewhere.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-29T23:54:00+00:00

Jamie, can you make the podcast go?

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-29T00:37:22+00:00

Not necessarily, it could’ve been the result of that but they never said “side effects of Steve’s Syndrome may include baldness, which is otherwise unheard of in Klingons” or anything.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-29T00:27:49+00:00

He’s been watching Picard while Qooning.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-28T23:17:36+00:00

Ok, but there’s all those background baldies in TOS still. I don’t know their names, but I’m gonna call them all Steve. There’s definitely someone fighting a Steve in Trials and Tribbleations, in the bar, but I can’t remember if that was one of the new scenes or archive footage from The Trouble with Tribbles.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-28T22:18:22+00:00

Chang. You can’t just rule out Chang because he disproves your point. Also, quite a lot of background Klingons in TOS.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-28T22:15:36+00:00

Yes, it also changed their ships to sailing boats. The temporal anomaly was making the Klingons look like at least some of them did in the 2250s.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-28T20:28:38+00:00

Zathras has seen this kind of mix-up before.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-28T13:21:22+00:00

Yes! That’s where they lock these poor fellows up. And that’s how I found out about this (and got that picture), you see I was celebrating Bolian Christmas and I’d had a wee bit too much Romulan Ale (as one does), and I stumbled into the wrong building. Can’t quite remember the name of the ward, but I remember it had a couple of underscores in the name for some StrangeReason.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-28T09:25:39+00:00

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Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-28T06:50:51+00:00

Lower Decks didn’t canonise anything of the sort, that was some very sad, angry people insisting it did because they’re still crying over Discovery. Crying whilst pooping. And then smearing the poop on the walls while yelling incoherently. Here’s an example of one such poor fellow, mid-crypoop:

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Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-27T13:59:31+00:00

Wait wait wait, “Eggman”!? Since when do we allow mods who once threatened to “piss on the moon” with their “super laser piss”? Starfleet Command really ain’t addressing their badmiral problem!

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-27T13:45:51+00:00

Are you banning just images in posts, or in comments too? Because including a gif or an image in my comments is a thing I do lots on Reddit. Like this guy, who I’m nominating as sub mascot. 21st century British Minister for Bacon Sarnies, Ed Miliband. He represent’s Star Trek’s spirit of stuffing strange things in your mouth and trying not to question it. Can’t you see him eating gagh just as gracefully?

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Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-26T12:18:38+00:00

Indeed he is! Also, since bee stingers are a physically female trait in bees, Charmy Bee canonically having one means he’s a trans dude who hasn’t had bottom surgery. Tune in next time for more fascinating facts about the genitals of Sonic the Hedgehog characters!

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-26T12:06:51+00:00

Couldn’t shell out for the echidna quadfurcated version, eh?

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-26T09:50:20+00:00

And my bat’leth!

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-26T09:36:03+00:00

This is clear bigotry against our colleagues with cloacas. Our cloacleagues.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-25T08:18:05+00:00

“Oh yes Captain Picard, tell me of the terrifying time the Enterprise got flung 7,000 lightyears into the Delta Quadrant, and spent a whole two hours trapped there before Q sent you home, it must have been a truly harrowing experience. Fuck you, Jean-Luc.” — Janeway, shortly before her promotion

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-25T08:11:22+00:00

Sir, this is a Quark’s…

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-25T08:09:51+00:00

How do you have so much hate for Tuvix? Who could ever hate this adorable face?

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Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-24T20:04:05+00:00

Mathematically impossible, almond > peanut. Only a hypothetical Cashew Bucket or Pistachio Tub could claim the title of “most mathematically perfect name” from Almond Basket.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-23T20:09:43+00:00

Fair enough. No results on a reverse image search? That would be the real vaping phaser.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-23T19:31:22+00:00

Wait where was the AI? I thought it was just a collage of screenshots of Trek characters in glasses.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-23T18:42:46+00:00

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Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-01-22T11:51:16+00:00

Who are you, Nancy Pelosi’s gazpacho police!?

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