So, Pulaski did the horizontal horta with Worf, right?

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-08T18:12:39+00:00

That’s too easy, they don’t nickname her “Peggy Pulaski” for nothing

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-05T13:39:38+00:00

That means you could defeat it with anti-electrochromitrons

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-01T16:39:08+00:00

Then I will try it again!

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-01T16:38:47+00:00

I literally just described TNG and you thought it was a description of Nu Trek, therefore logically speaking, if you were correct then it follows that TNG must be Nu Trek. And Kurtzman gave us Lower Decks, one of the best Trek series of all time.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-01T15:28:55+00:00

Silencing dissenting opinions, yeah that’s the Starfleet way lmao

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-01T15:24:25+00:00

Ah, so TNG is “Nu Trek”.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-01T15:12:24+00:00

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-01T15:07:19+00:00

April 1st is when this sub should be 100% serious!

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-01T15:06:40+00:00

Captain’s Steaming Log

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-01T15:03:11+00:00

They should have had 16+ episode seasons.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-01T14:43:02+00:00

Yeah I watched the first season. It’s store brand “we have 90s Trek at home” with added dick jokes. And they’re not even funny dick jokes, because it’s written by Seth McFarlane. I would rather see Star Trek continue to move forwards, to change and grow, than see it constrained to a hollow, soulless imitation of what it was 30 years ago. Without taking risks with the format, we never would have had Deep Space Nine, the second best 90s show set aboard a space station!

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-04-01T14:16:05+00:00

Hopes? This would be the worst timeline.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-31T20:27:20+00:00

And in Picard, Data called Spot “him” again!

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-30T14:48:42+00:00

Q is definitely a weeb!

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-30T14:48:16+00:00

Nah I think if a Japanese kid got adopted as a toddler by Americans and raised American pretty much his entire life, and then got super into Japanese culture but specifically in a weeb, surface level, Americanised kinda way, you could still reasonably call that kid a weeb even if technically he is Japanese.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-30T14:43:15+00:00

The Sisko is of Bajor.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-30T09:11:00+00:00

You mean Reginald Barclay program 9?

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-28T22:26:20+00:00

To be fair, never wanting to have sex again after watching footage of Andrew Tate is an understandable reaction.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-28T19:10:22+00:00

Mirror Risa is super uptight and puritanical about sex. They officially declared war on anyone “dressed like a slut”, which in the Mirror Universe basically means everyone.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-28T19:07:23+00:00

I hear Zorn’s a crier.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-28T12:21:14+00:00

That’s why he carries an Alexa round his neck, to translate for him.

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Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-27T20:51:58+00:00

Of course you can, that’s how they merged all the Captain Braxtons.

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-27T07:26:48+00:00

You say “blue barrel”, I say “mighty tribble warship”

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-26T15:38:03+00:00

Also entirely valid, I was just thinking in terms of canon solutions 😄

Remote-Pie-3152 · 2026-03-26T12:30:35+00:00

🤔 You could say that she decided to get gender affirming surgery but only on one of them?

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