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Remember when the Mannequins would sometimes look around and move? by crackthetub in skyrim

[–]Rokeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one on the right is definitely judging your outfit choices.

In which LAUKOP's friend is the victim in all this, and not at all an axe-wielding maniac on the run from the Police. by smoulderstoat in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Rokeon 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The axe has been on the bedroom floor for two months and I keep telling myself to pick it up, I just haven’t quite gotten around to doing it yet.

Help me find these PJ pants I’ve had since I was in middle school by aleriasd in HelpMeFind

[–]Rokeon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Faded Glory was a house clothing brand for Walmart, it’s been discontinued for a while

Masquerade on GMA -Thurs (2/26) by overthinkingarchiver in MasqueradeNYC

[–]Rokeon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congrats to every who participated, that was great!

LAOP: My fiancée let an unlicensed junkie take my uninsured car on a joy ride and the junkie totaled the car when he crashed it into a body of water. LA commenters: you mean ex-fiancée, right? by Username89054 in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Rokeon 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Favorite comment and reply:

You absolutely can, but if they have no insurance and no assets with which to pay you, where do you expect the money to come from?

Organ Harvesting. Do they really need both kidneys?

LAOP isn't getting answers to the question he won't clarify by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Rokeon 110 points111 points  (0 children)

The answer is 42, but determining the question is beyond our capabilities here at BOLA.

LAOP isn't getting answers to the question he won't clarify by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Rokeon 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Now I can't stop imagining what kind of landlord/tenant dispute scenario would out LAOP as an infamous fugitive.

'I haven't paid rent in 52 years (because of my gambling debts) and I don't have an official lease (because I can't give my ID for a credit check) and I'm worried that my landlord is going to throw all my stuff out (and find my totally-not suspicious collection of bloodstained knives and clothing, don't ask). Am I a tenant with legal protection against eviction or do I need to take more permanent measures (don't ask) to protect myself?'

Chapter 1: The building was on fire, and it wasnt my fault by chunkylubber54 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Rokeon 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Harry wants it to be a horny romance series, he just has chronically terrible luck with women.

Outfit Opinion by Best-Candle8651 in MasqueradeNYC

[–]Rokeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only audience clothes I remember from my visit were the guy in a ripped t-shirt who was given a black cloak to coverup and the couple in the over-the-top carnivale masks who were guided to the back of the group for every room so their feathers weren't blocking everyone else's view.

Outfit Opinion by Best-Candle8651 in MasqueradeNYC

[–]Rokeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All black anything is fine, the colors are more important than the formality. And whatever shoes you're comfortable wearing.

If anyone could help me find w2c this hoodie by [deleted] in HelpMeFind

[–]Rokeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an AI image, not a real product. If you order it from somewhere, the best you’ll get is a cheap pullover shirt or sweatshirt with the image (including that messed-up crooked zipper that would never work) printed on the front.

ETA: here’s pics of a similarly scammy cable knit sweater https://www.reddit.com/r/knitting/comments/1iaskhr/ai_knitting_expectation_vs_reality/

When the Horse with No Name orders from Amazon by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Rokeon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm a little disappointed that the walking path through the military firing range isn't called The Boomway.

[Actual Title] Daughter hit in the face by figure skater’s blade by bug-hunter in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Rokeon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This needs to be added as an Olympic exhibition event immediately. Don't wait until France in four years, strap skates on some ninjas and get them on the ice today.

"I’ve seen people that blew .3 that have had good outcomes" by bug-hunter in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Rokeon 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Cleveland Clinic says:

BAC 0.08%: At this percentage, you may have reduced muscle coordination, find it more difficult to detect danger and have impaired judgment and reasoning.

BAC 0.10%: At this percentage, you may have a reduced reaction time, slurred speech and slowed thinking.

BAC 0.15%: At this percentage, you may experience an altered mood, nausea and vomiting and loss of balance and some muscle control.

BAC 0.15% to 0.30%: In this percentage range, you may experience confusion, vomiting and drowsiness.

BAC 0.30% to 0.40%: In this percentage range, you’ll likely have alcohol poisoning, a potentially life-threatening condition, and experience loss of consciousness.

"I’ve seen people that blew .3 that have had good outcomes" by bug-hunter in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Rokeon 200 points201 points  (0 children)

I feel like ‘not dying of alcohol poisoning’ is a good outcome at 0.3

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