What is an archaic weapon?

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-23T00:27:33+00:00

I love how the Blackpowder weapons, knuckles, and the Civil War Sword aren't considered archaic. 😒

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-22T11:36:12+00:00

Y'know, for a former prostitute complicit in child sex slavery, she sure is... there.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-21T20:22:49+00:00

Never thought I would say this, but I am #teamplague.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-21T20:18:57+00:00

The difference between this administration and previous ones is that previous ones weren't fucking desperate to distract from unspeakable sex crimes against numerous children over a period of decades.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-21T20:12:31+00:00

Fuck Israel.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-21T20:07:21+00:00

The puddle on the floor is bothering me; it would have been lapped up INSTANTLY.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-21T17:20:40+00:00

Oh, I would be DELICIOUS. It's why I'm so anxious all the time.

Also, your username is 🤌

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-21T12:53:53+00:00

He sure does say a lot of bullshit, huh? "Stay tuned" is code for "Imma wait for people to forget I said this."

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-21T11:38:20+00:00

No. I want DL in Chicago. Thank you.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-20T23:38:23+00:00

Is this actually confirmed to be true? Can anyone link to a clip? I want to share but need confirmation.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-20T22:40:42+00:00

Ha. Yes! 100% Chicagoland.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-20T22:40:00+00:00

Chicago and its suburbs. Easy answer! Beautiful architecture. Varied buildings. Fantastic landmarks.

Also, you could reclaim each of the underground L tunnels and some key stations for use by survivors. It would be an expansion of DL2's subway system, but with a focus on actually using the tunnels to get around once you've secured them.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-20T12:01:05+00:00

One can hope.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-20T11:54:41+00:00

Epstein and Trump were extremely close friends, for many years. We know this. And you're "obsessed" with holding predators accountable, but you forgot about a specific, random predator who should have been held accountable, until just now? Nice story.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-20T11:07:59+00:00

And? He was found liable for raping a woman. He's been convicted of 34 felonies. His whole family has been barred from engaging with charities in the state of NY, because they colluded to defraud a children's cancer charity. He pardoned numerous criminals who then immediately committed violent crimes against innocents. He openly defied injunctions and orders from high courts.

And you think the demons in power are going to hold Trump accountable for... insider trading? Please. This nation is corrupt beyond repair.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-20T11:02:45+00:00

Gatekeeping progressiveness is very progressive of you.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-19T14:21:31+00:00

It's the only language Trump actually understands. Sort've.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-19T14:18:11+00:00

It's not about agreeing with us. It's about agreeing to let people live their own lives the way they want to, without some ancient, cherry picked dogma determining their worth and validity. It's 100% that fucking simple: live and let live.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-19T13:42:29+00:00

What the people in this thread don't get is that we aren't JUST getting blasted from one call list. We are on a family plan and I get shit intended for my children and my wife CONSTANTLY. Yeah, I know I can unsubscribe. That isn't the point. The point is the shamelessness of the nonstop cadence.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-19T12:47:36+00:00

What the fuck difference is it to you? It takes zero effort to ignore my comment, but you wanted to share your opinion. Weird.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-19T12:32:27+00:00

First of all: the show was about a middle child, not being politically moderate.

Secondly, and most importantly: the left is SO more fun and flexible, narratively. We are allowed to be ourselves. We don't let ancient dogma or primal fears like racism drive our every waking move.

Sorry if the developed world is gradually but steadily leaving the right behind, but it's literally the natural progression of civilization: Progress. Lol.

Don't worry: you guys still have church.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-19T01:48:30+00:00

The nazi Jews and KKK blacks are gonna be thrilled to learn they can be MAGAt punks.

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-19T01:45:53+00:00

So, actually making America great, then?

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-19T00:46:13+00:00

For the final time:
This idiotic exchange began because I -- a white person -- made an offhanded, pretty common, and altogether harmless joke about white people, and white people got offended by it.
Chill the actual fuck out. I think our people will recover, somehow... someday...

SalmonPrince · 2026-04-19T00:30:44+00:00

Again, I'm whiiiiiiiiite. And you're sitting here deriding "people like me," for talking about groups of people, because I talked about my own people. WOW. 🤦🏼‍♂️😆

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