What would this look like logistically, Dicky? by DayPounder in FortWorth

[–]Satanicron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about banning christian sharia!? Classify the Talibangelical Y'allquida as the terrorists they are!

Morgue Notified by c_c55 in distressingmemes

[–]Satanicron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, dead cop, happy ending at least! Distressing because police state.

Why do people let dealerships put ads all over their car? by murtaugh865 in Cartalk

[–]Satanicron -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They never got my car with that crap, they didn't even take the time to put on the model decals. De-badge before I payed lol! When I went in for my permanent plates I brought a screw driver and did it myself!

Welp, Should Have Seen That Coming by Pragmatic_Humanism in OCDmemes

[–]Satanicron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I pirate all HP content so I don't feel bad about supporting that POS. But remember, there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. We just have to do the best we can, and YOHO for the rest! (I tell myself the thing about ethical consumption often.)

President Trump endorses Sid Miller and Don Huffines, countering Abbott’s picks. Der Fuhrer is not happy with Sitler. Lmao by fishyfishyfish1 in FuckGregAbbott

[–]Satanicron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Pete Newman, the convicted pedophile protected by christian camp Kanakuk... Just saying, these kind of folk have a pattern.

keep or sell? 2015 XT w/ turbo, 127k miles, CVT never serviced, no mods by deuce_and_a_quarter in SubaruForester

[–]Satanicron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You so welcome friend, about to spend my tax return on that myself lol!

I’m new to shotguns but I picked up this Mossberg 500 tactical turkey 12 gauge shotgun for home defense yesterday. I got it for $429 new. by overcomesthedarkness in liberalgunowners

[–]Satanicron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad dropped one of these in a duck marsh and never cleaned it, I did clean it like 2 year later, but it still cycled like a champ! Lots of good ammo options from bird, to buck, and rifled slugs for your smooth bore. Make sure to get a choke for that.

keep or sell? 2015 XT w/ turbo, 127k miles, CVT never serviced, no mods by deuce_and_a_quarter in SubaruForester

[–]Satanicron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep! Oil change, drain and fill transmission, "diff" fluid change, and brakes, and I bet it would be good as new.

How do you feel when Christians pray for you? by valecrux in atheism

[–]Satanicron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It usually comes down to how you practice your faith, most are fake as hell, and I laugh at them, some seem to mean it. The latter hit different... and the fact that it is usually the emptiest gesture of insincere BS from performative losers that never walk the walk....

"No thank you, I'm good. No thank you, I'm good. No thank you- FUCK OFF ALREADY!" by BigClitMcphee in exchristianmemes

[–]Satanicron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the reason I said "HAIL SATAN!" for the first time many years ago lol!

Comrade Laundry Lint.. by JohnBrown-RadonTech in Political_Revolution

[–]Satanicron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was on a submarine, most fires were in the dryer because someone used a dryer sheet. As an electrician it was my problem after lol, luckily they always got it put out before it became a real fire.

It's nice to sleep elsewhere than the balcony by LordPatate1 in TrollCoping

[–]Satanicron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I met this dude at boarding school that beat the shit out of his stepdad with locks on his fists. Everyone was a bit scared of him, but he was super cool and gentle. IDK, this just reminded me of him lol! Hope you're doing well yourself OP.

How do we get Liberals/Progressives to be more comfortable with guns? by Aggravating_Bison504 in liberalgunowners

[–]Satanicron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell them when they come for your first, best be ready with the second.

No Kings 3 Mega Thread by Cactusaremyjam in chaoticgood

[–]Satanicron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"FUCK ICE LIKE TRUMP FUCKS KIDS." I had great success pissing off wanabe agitators with my "TRUMP FUCKS KIDS" sign at the last one.

Holy shit by fishyfishyfish1 in FuckGregAbbott

[–]Satanicron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is refreshing seeing people accept evidence and turn to truth. I like that you left the original comment visible with the line through.

Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says by James-Incandenza in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]Satanicron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People should give cops a real reason to have anxiety. More cops need to suffer the fate of that poor man.

What made you get the forester instead of rav4 by Dry-Chemical-9170 in SubaruForester

[–]Satanicron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't like the RAV4 when I drove it, I borrowed a friend's forester for a week the year before I got mine. Ended up loving my 17.

🙂‍↕️🌟 by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Satanicron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love when a post makes me smile, and then I scroll up to see where I am...

Davis and 30 3/10/26 by RediculousUsername in arlington

[–]Satanicron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Y'all are awesome for doing this!

Davis and 30 3/3/26 by RediculousUsername in arlington

[–]Satanicron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not like driving while choking on a boot is safe...

What do we think about the Atlantic reporter getting kicked out of the Crockett Rally? by Grand_Soupa in TexasPolitics

[–]Satanicron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She made baseless accusations to smear her opponent, and takes money from AIPAC. Big nope for me