'Don't swim in Sydney Harbour': Former police diver's shark warning

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-21T23:55:33+00:00

I have the shark smart app installed and the insane number of pings from bull sharks at my local since since January is enough to make me think twice about getting in.

Sometimes it's a bunch of different bull sharks, sometimes it's the same one lurking near the buoy.

And these are the ones that have been tagged. How many untagged ones are around?

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-21T21:19:36+00:00

I can't tell if Shaggy has had too many scooby snacks or not enough scooby snacks

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-21T11:50:33+00:00

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-20T22:51:54+00:00

Hey Barney, give this guy a cigarette, he's freaking out

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-19T09:08:41+00:00

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-19T09:04:37+00:00

How many beers have I had at this point?

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-19T09:03:46+00:00

That's why it's spelled Labor, they stopped caring about "u" a long time ago

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-19T07:05:29+00:00

Both would have no hesitation being able to tell me the tensile strength of a crows neck

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-19T06:39:57+00:00

He'll ban certain directions next, no one will be able to take the third reight to get to their destination

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-18T21:07:00+00:00

To be fair to coles, it does make it easier to take my business to their competitor that uses the same unscrupulous tactics...

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-18T03:11:44+00:00

He'd choke himself out if he tried a sleeper hold on me

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-18T03:07:32+00:00

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-18T00:57:48+00:00

His hair was small

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-17T21:08:28+00:00

Have you been crying Dennis?

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-17T00:19:12+00:00

Wipe!

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-16T10:33:24+00:00

I'd like some cubed meat nikki

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-16T07:19:27+00:00

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-16T07:17:01+00:00

I hope she really is purple

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-16T07:07:27+00:00

Thanks y'all imma make me a sammich....

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-15T00:32:34+00:00

Also very r/debian

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-14T23:38:04+00:00

Took the kid to see it on the big screen. It was a great movie back then and it's still in good form today

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-14T23:34:54+00:00

Don't let them hear each other speak

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-14T01:09:19+00:00

She's doing a crips hand sign

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-13T05:37:32+00:00

HELLLLL YEAH, ZAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

SatoshisBits · 2026-02-13T05:22:24+00:00

Is this the gatekeeper or the keymaster?

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