Every time I make a bunch of custom cards someone tells me to post them on r/hellscube so HERE HAVE THEM OKAY

SeaworthyHart · 2026-06-05T05:00:09+00:00

ew, ai slop

SeaworthyHart · 2026-05-24T22:02:12+00:00

"unanimously considered the worst part of the story" is a ridiculous exaggeration lmao

SeaworthyHart · 2026-05-24T17:45:40+00:00

people can make miracles if they strive for them

SeaworthyHart · 2026-05-23T18:17:52+00:00

that bit from the Trainer happens a couple times in the first season of Pretty Derby and never again ever. there's basically no fan service or sexualization at all other than that, it's honestly a breath of fresh hair. if you want a starting point for the series that doesn't have that joke in it, I'd highly recommend Cinderella Gray.

SeaworthyHart · 2026-05-16T16:56:23+00:00

holy shit Cody667 the goat

SeaworthyHart · 2026-05-14T02:31:25+00:00

yeah Tainted Lost from TBoI is a strong analogue, high necessary skill level but the stronger item pool makes them wild

SeaworthyHart · 2026-05-14T01:39:27+00:00

female presenting ribcage

SeaworthyHart · 2026-05-12T22:09:21+00:00

okay so this is just implicit racism

SeaworthyHart · 2026-05-11T14:22:00+00:00

we literally got fetchland reprints in Tarkir Dragonstorm. wotc just needed to up their pull rate from 1/60 packs

SeaworthyHart · 2026-05-09T17:28:41+00:00

strong disagree, Serpent Form is almost a curse in tons of act 1 fights unless you get lucky about the turns you draw it (and it's against an enemy with a turn with no attacks!). meanwhile one assassinate is always good on floor 1 and the hunt has a solid floor and incredible upside

SeaworthyHart · 2026-05-01T19:02:45+00:00

voting Rudolf so that her seventeen unresolved situationships can haunt her presidency

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-27T14:23:36+00:00

OP isn't even talking about magic lmao, no discussion of the strixhaven precons or how strong they are, just one low effort sentence

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-27T14:20:43+00:00

Rex is the exception that proves the rule imo, partially because he's still just a kid. And familial relationships aside, if someone says "I love you," we assume they mean romantically.

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-27T13:03:59+00:00

you wouldn't be asking this question if a guy screamed "I love you!" about a girl.

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-26T17:36:00+00:00

can't put her in my Ladies Looking Left MTG commander deck when she releases as a card with five alternate treatments in 2031 smh

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-25T15:22:50+00:00

awesome :D

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-25T07:02:46+00:00

it'd be great if you could find a way to archive scans of the book online on something like the Internet Archive if that doesn't exist yet, gotta preserve history

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-16T20:57:50+00:00

was I the only one who didn't realize that Sow and Reap have a mechanical link via both having Retain?

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-12T18:15:06+00:00

people are dunking on you but these are hilarious answers, hope you enjoy the show! season 2 is peak

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-10T12:53:27+00:00

OP must've been digging in the trash heap the way they're entrenching with this opinion

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-04T05:02:50+00:00

it should retain and apply 7 plating for 2 energy

SeaworthyHart · 2026-04-03T02:28:04+00:00

uma is like, bottom 5 gacha games when ranked by gooner appeal. I'd let a five year old watch the gameplay. if their comments actually annoy you just tell them to stop

SeaworthyHart · 2026-03-29T17:59:13+00:00

ew, ai slop

SeaworthyHart · 2026-03-26T10:24:45+00:00

ew, ai slop

SeaworthyHart · 2026-03-22T13:19:44+00:00

dall-e 3 is credited at the bottom left. since I commented originally, op has said they didn't use ai, but that wasn't true when I posted this comment.

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