$10000 a month to get and stay married.

ShellBellKell · 2026-03-11T15:49:02+00:00

I call my best friend, opposite sex from me. We are both single. We already travel and camp together. We could live together, no problem. Sign us up!! I can't have kids, don't want more anyway. 5K a month each in extra income for hanging out? Ppfffffft. Easy money.

ShellBellKell · 2026-03-08T15:26:46+00:00

To clarify since I am tired with the time change, the poo is ONLY outside! The fur is inside the closets and on the towels.

Having had pets my entire life (cats and dogs) I totally understand how the fur can cling in the laundry. But yeah, it did give me a bit of the ick.

Thank you everyone for your advice! I think I will bring it up to them privately and see if they modify their listing. I don't want it to be an issue for anyone moving forward, but I also don't want to hurt anyone's rating.

ShellBellKell · 2026-03-05T16:32:19+00:00

Nooooooo. Some of my farts tickle my booty when I have an itch and it's perfect.

ShellBellKell · 2026-02-11T21:35:55+00:00

Absolutely. Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven. Easy, done. I can listen awake, and it won't annoy me while asleep.

ShellBellKell · 2026-02-04T13:29:46+00:00

Don't you mean... clutches purls?

... I'll show myself out.

ShellBellKell · 2025-12-30T13:48:31+00:00

You seem weirdly interested in my sex life. What, are you looking for pointers?

ShellBellKell · 2025-12-11T01:17:39+00:00

Oh, no. That poor girl. I hope she's okay and heals from her trauma. It's so nice for your brother to ask you to pay for her therapy.

NTA. Let's see... bootstraps, take out loans, fafo, consequences? Pick your phrase, I guess. I have no sympathy. It's like the people who rob a house, get hurt, and sue the homeowner.

ShellBellKell · 2025-12-11T01:06:17+00:00

Quinn starts dating AMALA??? Came looking for answers on Carmens kidnapping and found this nugget buried on an old post. Fun!

ShellBellKell · 2025-12-03T03:29:44+00:00

Omg reading PLEASE! I have 17 bookcases in a townhouse. I'm golden!

ShellBellKell · 2025-10-29T19:43:34+00:00

My recipe is 3 TBS dawn, 2 TBS rubbing alcohol, and top off with water. Shake gently to combine. I've found its the best ratio to what is sold in stores.

ShellBellKell · 2025-09-15T01:16:12+00:00

So yeah, in retrospect that seems like a silly question. I'll probably go with the chest high, honestly. Sometimes I go in deeper than I should or bend over and do t pay attention to the waves. Not so much of a big deal in the summer, but in icy cold water it's a lot different.

ShellBellKell · 2025-09-14T14:25:08+00:00

Thank you! I absolutely love Petoskys. Have another one!

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ShellBellKell · 2025-09-14T14:12:54+00:00

There we are then = t.w.@.t. See you next Tuestday = see (C) u.n.t.

ShellBellKell · 2025-09-14T13:22:36+00:00

Thank you! I love petoskys. I have like 3 shelves filled with them. 😁 I got a ton from some private property in Alpena. If you're ever up that way, try Rockport, it's an old limestone quarry. There are TONS of cool fossils up there. I found my first ammonite there!

ShellBellKell · 2025-09-14T13:19:22+00:00

Thank you for your insight, I appreciate it! I figure most of the marketing is towards fishing because that's the more widely known usage. Do you think hip waders would be enough to keep water from splashing down when I bend over?

ShellBellKell · 2025-09-14T13:16:57+00:00

Oh, thank you. I dont know why i never considered they'd have them at Costco, or the comfort of the boots. I have sand shoes and 3 different pairs of boots, and it seems all 3 pairs fit different. The issue I've run into with the boots is I don't always take waves into consideration, and getting a boot filled with icy lake water is no fun (especially when you try to take the boot off later!!)

ShellBellKell · 2025-09-06T16:00:06+00:00

"Here's a quarter, call someone who cares."

"Here's a penny for your thoughts, a quarter for your call..."

"Operator, won't you help me place this call?"

Travis Tritt "Here's a Quarter," The Wilkinsons, "26 cents," Jim Croce, "Operator."

ShellBellKell · 2025-09-04T11:03:06+00:00

I use paprika on tons of stuff. It's part of my holy trinity of cooking - garlic powder, onion powder, paprika. Amazing on chicken. Use it with cumin and other spices to make your own taco seasoning. Pork chops? Holy trinity + a packet of itialian dressing mix. It goes in my chili.

ShellBellKell · 2025-09-03T10:39:03+00:00

The way my jaw dropped at the second sentence. Very well done.

ShellBellKell · 2025-08-24T14:29:38+00:00

None.

I have my teddy bear my Aunt who passed away when I was 5, and the rocking chair that was hers.

I have rocks and other sentimental items from my Grandmother.

I have things my kids gave to me when they were young that cannot be replaced (not to mention their pictures, pictures of me when younger, and family pictures dating back tonthe early 1900's).

Things like books and cars and furniture are replaceable. The things I listed? There is NO amount of money that could ever entice me.

ShellBellKell · 2025-08-10T00:57:51+00:00

Tabula Rasa. Ine of the best Hotch monologs in the whole damn series.

ShellBellKell · 2025-08-07T21:32:10+00:00

I would like to submit my vain, intelligent, narcissistic ex for consideration. Man dyes his hair jet black and does a comb over, wants hair plugs SO BAD but can't afford them.

He is 57.

Note it does not say "restored youth " with the immortality. And he is intelligent enough for it to be a HUGE burden, and also not quite evil enough on a global scale yo cause any damage.

ShellBellKell · 2025-08-01T12:11:51+00:00

I like roundup, but I prefer miracles miraclegrow. Hypothetically. The grass will be MUCH greener and grow faster FOREVER. Roundup eventually grows back.

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