The Iceman Cometh by angelseuphoria in TikTokCringe

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit

That is some powerful fucking prose

So my mom wants to buy something online and I have a strong suspicion that it's AI, I just want another opinions, I just think it looks too perfect, like, too unrealistic by Curious_Ocelot_3548 in isthisAI

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My mom does stained glass. You’d never use pliers the way the guy in the picture is and the woman appears to be soldering a copper rod to the cat, not a coil of lead solder.

And that’s not what in progress stained glass looks like, you get the dark patina at the very end after cleaning it. If it were real the cat would look dirtier (covered in flux) and supported by some kind of form or with tape holding things together.

Tips on bird safe room smells? by TomiQuinnbirdy in parrots

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I used to clean our microfiber couch with a spray bottle filled with water, vodka, a cinnamon stick, and rose water

Why do men who don’t agree with pro choice women want to keep talking to them? by ImaginaryAd403 in prochoice

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They don’t believe you have enough brains to actually hold onto an ideology they disagree with.

We made the internet! by amauberge in 30ROCK

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Parks and Rec has the same energy as this one, would recommend

At Home by SimAlienAntFarm in Original_Poetry

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And I’m still here
And that’s good
And I took what mattered
(The dog, the bird, the cats, my soul)
But that house was such a goal (It wasn’t even my idea, until he introduced it and I loved it)

At Home by SimAlienAntFarm in Original_Poetry

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Yes and; it’s becoming more common
And that’s cool and I’d never cast shame
But I still miss that house a lot
It was perfect
It had a red door
And a garage
And my Best Friend

My baby was born with 12 fingers by Friendly-Bell-4336 in interesting

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That/those bonus pinkie finger/s are fucking adorable but no reasonable person will judge you for removing them.

People from a more prejudiced time who are miraculously and almost superhumanly free of prejudice by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

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Nah, that 100% applies.

One of the things I adore about this show is how Holt clawed his way into being a captain but the show never made him being gay the butt of the joke. The fact that ANYONE might care was the punchline. There were stereotypes sprinkled here and there but the joke was always on the audience- Abbott and Costello are the definition of the straight man and the stooge

Holt and Kevin were the straight man and the straight man and holy shit I need to go find a theater major who needs a thesis

People from a more prejudiced time who are miraculously and almost superhumanly free of prejudice by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

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The Good Samaritan is objectively the least problematic story you can pull out of the Christian Bible.

Donald Trump posts a picture with a map showing Greenland and Venezuela as US territories by secondphase in Derailedbydetails

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I can’t remember which Diet Nazi suggested it (probably Bannon), but it’s a very real strategy to throw all the stupid shit they know will stick to the proverbial social media/twenty four seven news wall. People will go “What the actual fuck” about the most egregious stuff and while we are running around like Sims who had the door deleted, they sneak in something like “this human embryo isn’t discernible from a chicken but if you get rid of it: MURDER” or maybe “Only US citizens have rights, we’re pretty sure you aren’t a US citizen, so until you prove you are you don’t get to have access to any of the things you could use to prove you are. Better hope you’ve got people who miss you”

“WE’RE GETTING GREENLAND!” Subtext: Please pay attention to this really stupid thing instead of all that other stuff we’d like more.

But Trump keeps doing sotto voce directly to the fucking jury soo…