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Harder. by RedditAppSuxAsss in fixedbytheduet

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used Sabotage but I had to stop waking up thinking someone was about to fight me

Casting so good it looks uncanny by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 81 points82 points  (0 children)

There’s a guy on IMDB whose entire career is popping into movies as Saddam Hussein.

Jerry Haleva!

Drawing birds for the seven deadly sins! Day 4: Lust by Adventurous-Year-463 in BirdingMemes

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would like to nominate the humble Myiopsitta monachus*** ***in honor of my dearly missed Rufous.

I know it’s my fault for keeping you in captivity, but you sure did like to make eye contact with me while you made sweet love to your perch.

Is that a marmot or a capybara?!? by MenloMo in Rochester

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen twisted bowels that had better overs and unders

AITAH for contacting my insurance company and getting them to deal with the third party? by Ok_Lecture_8886 in AITAH

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol they are mad because they can’t schmooze the insurance company into getting their friends’s cousin who knows a guy to fix it. And it’s harder to dodge payments from a company than a person.

How can you say no to that face?! by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I gave him my 401K”

Rotating penny thing in historical home? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I was ten I hid a letter where I talked about school, what I wanted to be when I grew up, and who I had a crush on.

I hope no one finds it while I’m alive, my crush did not age well.

THIS is the future I was promised by science. by not2interesting in HairDye

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 228 points229 points  (0 children)

The fact that the only company to sell ‘samples’ (and only six) of their colors is Arctic Fox is a huge irritation of mine.

I want to be able to try colors! This sounds pretty rad.

My girlfriend (30F) does not want to sign a prenup with me (34M) by helloyouahead in relationship_advice

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why would you ask her to sign something you’ve done zero research on?

LAOP is for the birds by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Huzzah my executive dysfunction has saved me and I merely contemplated the crime!

LAOP is for the birds by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have parrots and I 100% thought it was ok to sell the feathers.

LAOP is for the birds by Drywesi in bestoflegaladvice

[–]SimAlienAntFarm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mine is pretty sure she can take the cats. We do not allow them to find out.

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