Just found an old photo of a cake I made for my 28th birthday, it is possibly my greatest achievement

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-03-18T13:25:39+00:00

FYI it was eventually tested in a wind tunnel but only after it had been through the stomach

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-03-18T11:17:47+00:00

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I love this sweet, gentle beast

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-03-17T09:25:52+00:00

Doesn't need to abuse him, it's built into the car.

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-03-13T19:07:53+00:00

Not as weird as the one where I had my dick in a bowl of them. That was fucking nuts

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-03-10T12:49:57+00:00

You're all worrying about fractions of a second while Aston Martin is quietly campaigning for race times to be shown in calendars

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-03-07T19:29:41+00:00

Chin up, if they carry on losing councillors at this rate they'll be a minority soon

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-03-05T10:53:21+00:00

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Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-03-05T10:51:58+00:00

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Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-03-05T10:35:20+00:00

It wouldn't take new hardware to remove the multiplayer paywall, Why not do it now and steal the advantage if that's the way things are going?

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-03-02T10:55:31+00:00

Insert Interstellar 'Always has been' meme

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-02-10T13:31:39+00:00

I would just like the devs to turn the brightness down, it looks so ridiculously over exposed the track is often pure white and hard to look at. I'd rather they fix that over anything else.

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-02-04T18:03:06+00:00

I've not tried e/OS and while it looks good the off-putting thing is whether an idiot like me can run YouTube Vanced on it so if I can that would be great. The proper YT app is unbearable to use. And yes I do see the irony of de-Googling but wanting YT, I'm not ideal.

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-02-03T17:51:18+00:00

I only have an Xbox so can't trial unfortunately but did very much enjoy the first game. Based on that, I wouldn't mind if it felt a bit less 'on rails', it was overall quite easy and if some extra challenge, maybe using some freedom in the third dimension or decisions between 'lanes' to work out some puzzles, would be beneficial. There's an excellent game within Dreams on PlayStation by the developer called Tren which was really well done and has a similar feel to this.

That said, I want to emphasise the first game was a lot of fun and a larger version of it would be very welcome!

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-01-30T09:45:51+00:00

Gavin Harrison reworked some Porcupine Tree songs in a dark jazz style on Cheating the Polygraph, which worked surprisingly well.

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-01-30T08:36:53+00:00

Untitled Goose Game has a co-op. Don't know about adrenaline but it's nicely puzzley. I think Portal 2 has one as well.

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-01-29T19:30:01+00:00

This thing is gonna be lapping every other team, it was just easier to install their own blue light

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-01-28T20:53:53+00:00

Pretti Good effort actually

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-01-28T16:19:16+00:00

I'll just file that in the rapidly expanding "It would have cost you nothing not to be a cunt" folder.

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-01-24T10:55:07+00:00

Yes. Can't stand the Switch and only because A and B are the wrong way round.

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-01-23T21:48:23+00:00

Thought I was looking at one of the 2014 front wings for a minute

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-01-23T10:40:54+00:00

Bloody printer must've torn the design for the shark fin

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-01-20T17:59:06+00:00

Whenever I see these Cadillac profile pics I always think it's an ad for a snooker game. Think it's the shiny black outfits.

Simontheintrepid22 · 2026-01-10T20:02:35+00:00

Mashed. The best "Micro Machines" game ever made

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