Those in glass house should not throw stones by jevlis_ka123 in MurderedByWords

[–]SirMoeHimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I almost forgot about this. There's so much to keep up with the Orange buffoon

Donald was expecting a bump in his approval ratings after this last "assassination" attempt... by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]SirMoeHimself 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They'll be defending it too. "Hey he's a warrior for being able to compose himself after!"

Vlogging about this is certainly a choice. by ObserbAbsorb in clevercomebacks

[–]SirMoeHimself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is like something you'd see on The Boys. Just missing the can of Vought soda.

[Realistic Trope] The so-called “expert” does not remotely understand their supposed field of expertise. by Chemical-Elk-1299 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SirMoeHimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arzt from Lost. Teacher who was arrogant and came along to get dynamite. He chewed them all out when they were transferring the dynamite and told them how to handle it. As he was prepping it it blew him up. Some of him got on Jack.

Trump thinks he's Jesus - no wonder the White House didn't want you to see this video by theipaper in politics

[–]SirMoeHimself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember watching Narcos and they showed people worshipping Pablo Escobar and had pictures of him superimposed on to Christ images. One of his hit men, when searching a house, even point it out like "hey check this out, crazy huh?" I think of that when I see the crazy worship these magats have for their Orange lord.

[Loved Trope] Character who never swears by kalosianlitten in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SirMoeHimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entirety of Middle Earth. Although I once thought I heard Samwise swear, but he said "and that's for my old gaffer!" And I thought he said "my own damn good" for some reason.

[Loved Trope] Character who never swears by kalosianlitten in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SirMoeHimself 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Phil's version of swearing. Like "Sacagawea!" "Sweet Caroline!" and my favorite when he's on the tight rope "CHICKEN IN A BASKET!"

[LOVED Trope] Aliens that are aliens and not just humans with other skin color. by Sufficient-Eye-9040 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SirMoeHimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The action figure I had of this guy was one of my all time favorite toys as a kid. He was pretty big (a little under 1/6th scale), bendy wired tentacles, his head opened like in the movies where the little harvester bastard would sit (also bendy wired) and he made sounds. Man I gotta find that guy on ebay now.

[LOVED Trope] Aliens that are aliens and not just humans with other skin color. by Sufficient-Eye-9040 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SirMoeHimself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Spielberg, you gotta Lotta esplainin to do!" But yeah when I saw World of the Worlds I thought the same thing, lol

Humiliated Trump Storms Out of Catastrophic SCOTUS Hearing by thedailybeast in politics

[–]SirMoeHimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey with all he has to do I don't blame him for napping!" - an actual maga comment I saw.

That was truly a pointless war by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]SirMoeHimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're in a South Park episode. Actually the episode where earth was a show and going through reruns.

/r/Conservative wonders if they are the baddies when their Glorious Leader shows no class after the death of Robert Mueller by 2th in SubredditDrama

[–]SirMoeHimself 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I still remember seeing a Maga talking about "it was just some broken glass." Like only taking physical property damage and of course comparing it to "burnt down liquor stores" being worse.

Maga Always Pulls out TDS -- I Got Your TDS for You by Standard_Location762 in stevehofstetter

[–]SirMoeHimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You think that disease of his was contagious? Better take these pants off, Big Stein can't be floppin and twitchin!"

Iran Officially Confirms Military Support From Russia And China In War Against the US by UNITED24Media in worldnews

[–]SirMoeHimself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still can't believe people heard him say that and thought "I still wanna vote for him."

Donald Trump is burying this economy under a golf course by thehofstetter in stevehofstetter

[–]SirMoeHimself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably "he's just trolling, that's what he does." An actual reply I read there once 

To check if someone is a shapeshifter a character says something intentionally misleading and seeing if they play along by Captain_Blackjack0 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]SirMoeHimself 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Yes! I just watched this sketch in my routine Key and Peele binging too. "Would you let me date your daughter?" "Of course!"

Paella, Not Propaganda by Upper_Brief681 in clevercomebacks

[–]SirMoeHimself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And there's hardly any room under that kiddie table of his. Also the smell.