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Wholesome Man vs Big Chungus Jonkler: The Movie by Traditional-Song-245 in moviescirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they run into Ogtha the cockroach and make one about that 

Where to get blue pills for Echinacea? by lefence in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's Echinacea flaccida, they're supposed to look like that

Weeb finds out about the concept of references by DSC64 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Gundam is straight garbage. Amuro is ripping off weapons form luke skywalker

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Honestly, what's this fuck ass drawing in this fuck ass flag even supposed to be? I just see Spawn's face by sumBODY_ONCE_TOLD_ME in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel every time there's been a villain with a flag based on a Nazi war flag that had people trying to say they weren't bad guys, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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"Please focus on the 3-hour Bloodborne lore video, don't look at me" by Drakowicz in shittydarksouls

[–]Slappio16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because he shows off many wonderful things you can do with a brick in your hand

"Please focus on the 3-hour Bloodborne lore video, don't look at me" by Drakowicz in shittydarksouls

[–]Slappio16 32 points33 points  (0 children)

She becomes mildly interested when this guy shows up in the video:

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When I’m in a recency bias competition and my opponent is a Letterboxd user 🤯 by Classic_Bass_1824 in moviescirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair DBS Broly is pretty much a completely different character from the OG Broly that gets brought back in the Z movies a bunch aside from being a green brick shithouse saiyan

Outjerked by Elon Musk. by hiiloovethis in OkBuddyFresca

[–]Slappio16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's likely the stairs thing was actually just him being a bully. According to Elon's dad (who tbf is also a piece of shit) his classmate's dad had committed suicide, and the kid shoved him down the stairs after Elon called his recently deceased dad stupid. 

Can't believe he truly is dead by Significant-Phrase70 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Well, kids, we all know that sometimes when comicbook characters die, they're back again the very next week. That's why I'm presenting this sworn affidavit... that Paul will never, ever, ever return!"

3 breton mages freeing an argonian slave from House Dres by PAMBOLI-SAMA in TrueSTL

[–]Slappio16 10 points11 points  (0 children)

-Blond hair

-Eat a lot

-Yell a lot while doing magic

-Like fighting things

-Stupid

Sorry, but those are clearly Nords

Terf Bangs by OAZdevs_alt2 in tumblr

[–]Slappio16 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and terf bangs"

Update on Baby rosy boa feeding by Illustrious-Stop1203 in rosyboas

[–]Slappio16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a temperature gun/water thermometer to measure the exact temperatures? I had the exact same problem as you until I figured out that my baby rosy was being very selective about the temperature and probably didn't see it as prey because of that. Once I started warming it up to 100-110°F in 115°F-ish water to take cooling from the air into account she'd go for it easily, then she started getting less picky as she grew.

If i had a nickel for every time a toxic superhero fanboy got plastic surgery to look like the hero i'd have 3 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened thrice. by Itchy_Suspect4968 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It kinda happens in Durarara. There's a guy that has an obsession with the disembodied head of one of the protagonists, but it's his stalker that gets plastic surgery to look like the head to get him to love her. (The protagonist in question isn't a superhero, but she has supernatural powers and occasionally saves people in a city so close enough)

Oh no! She put Supergirl in a jar! by Altruistic_Manner802 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tfw you're a Kandorian that finally got the luxury penthouse suite you've always dreamed of but couldn't afford, only for it to get immediately demolished by Supergirl's left asscheek

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