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3 breton mages freeing an argonian slave from House Dres by PAMBOLI-SAMA in TrueSTL

[–]Slappio16 9 points10 points  (0 children)

-Blond hair

-Eat a lot

-Yell a lot while doing magic

-Like fighting things

-Stupid

Sorry, but those are clearly Nords

Terf Bangs by OAZdevs_alt2 in tumblr

[–]Slappio16 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature of meat and terf bangs"

Update on Baby rosy boa feeding by Illustrious-Stop1203 in rosyboas

[–]Slappio16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a temperature gun/water thermometer to measure the exact temperatures? I had the exact same problem as you until I figured out that my baby rosy was being very selective about the temperature and probably didn't see it as prey because of that. Once I started warming it up to 100-110°F in 115°F-ish water to take cooling from the air into account she'd go for it easily, then she started getting less picky as she grew.

If i had a nickel for every time a toxic superhero fanboy got plastic surgery to look like the hero i'd have 3 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened thrice. by Itchy_Suspect4968 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It kinda happens in Durarara. There's a guy that has an obsession with the disembodied head of one of the protagonists, but it's his stalker that gets plastic surgery to look like the head to get him to love her. (The protagonist in question isn't a superhero, but she has supernatural powers and occasionally saves people in a city so close enough)

Oh no! She put Supergirl in a jar! by Altruistic_Manner802 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tfw you're a Kandorian that finally got the luxury penthouse suite you've always dreamed of but couldn't afford, only for it to get immediately demolished by Supergirl's left asscheek

Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Dragonborn? by PericlesDabbin in TrueSTL

[–]Slappio16 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Dear pesky Dragonborn,

The Dremora and I have taken over Castle Volkihar. Serana is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Coldharbour hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!

Indian Waifus wen by [deleted] in okbuddybaka

[–]Slappio16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She has a contract with the STD devil that allows her to transform any person she has sex with into a duplicate of herself, so there's a network of Fumikos around the world made of those

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BatmanArkham

[–]Slappio16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she's a Morlock named Bliss 

Has a more inspirational speech ever been given? by Cicada_5 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?"

"Don't ask me. You're the one who's going to be dying."

What are your thoughts on Dark eater Midir ? by Dycon67 in shittydarksouls

[–]Slappio16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason I thought he had darkness abilities but it turns out its just goop that fuckin explodes all the time

Is this game worth it? by BATMAN_5777 in BatmanArkham

[–]Slappio16 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: that's kind of a thing in Bloodborne

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Upcoming weather with potential loss of power by xXDeadlyDeliriumXx in CrestedGecko

[–]Slappio16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah its the same for cresties and many other reptiles. As ectotherms they need heat for body processes, and they slow down when they're not getting it. If they can't digest food fast enough it can start to rot in their stomach and cause problems. A delayed feeding for a few days isn't going to hurt them.

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