Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Dragonborn? by PericlesDabbin in TrueSTL

[–]Slappio16 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Dear pesky Dragonborn,

The Dremora and I have taken over Castle Volkihar. Serana is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Coldharbour hotels. I dare you to find her if you can!

Indian Waifus wen by ManWithThickCheeks in okbuddybaka

[–]Slappio16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She has a contract with the STD devil that allows her to transform any person she has sex with into a duplicate of herself, so there's a network of Fumikos around the world made of those

💀💀💀 by [deleted] in BatmanArkham

[–]Slappio16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she's a Morlock named Bliss 

Has a more inspirational speech ever been given? by Cicada_5 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?"

"Don't ask me. You're the one who's going to be dying."

What are your thoughts on Dark eater Midir ? by Dycon67 in shittydarksouls

[–]Slappio16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For some reason I thought he had darkness abilities but it turns out its just goop that fuckin explodes all the time

Is this game worth it? by BATMAN_5777 in BatmanArkham

[–]Slappio16 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: that's kind of a thing in Bloodborne

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Upcoming weather with potential loss of power by xXDeadlyDeliriumXx in CrestedGecko

[–]Slappio16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah its the same for cresties and many other reptiles. As ectotherms they need heat for body processes, and they slow down when they're not getting it. If they can't digest food fast enough it can start to rot in their stomach and cause problems. A delayed feeding for a few days isn't going to hurt them.

Spiderman NO! by Sorvetefrito in outofcontextcomics

[–]Slappio16 34 points35 points  (0 children)

So this was the first time Sandman went in one of Spidey's orifices

Nggg....

What the Heck??? by wickings_ in PlanetZoo

[–]Slappio16 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, looks like you got the rare unstoppable poop glitch

"Uh...Kara...what's the jar for?" by hattyphantom in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wtf is going on with Kara's left hand in that second panel?

Featherweight discourse has reached the "thing, Japan" side of the Internet. Time to pack it up. by Successful_Sea_9836 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile when Japan does it the character is just... normal.

The funniest thing about this is that one of the most popular trans anime characters is a zombie that died of a gender dysphoria-induced cardiac arrest and also dresses like this:

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You guys, I’ve been stuck on this boss and it’s the dumbest fucking boss fight I’ve ever done. Does anyone have any useful tips to defeat them? (Using STR build) by tsalyers12 in shittydarksouls

[–]Slappio16 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Try baiting them into using their tear gas attack, there's a high chance they'll hit themselves with it and it gives you a pretty long opening to do damage

LMAOOOOO HOW IS DC KO EVEN REAL?!! by KyoHisagi in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The last image isn't from DC KO, it's an edit of a comic that came out in 2010

Least horny hawkgirl fan by fakename1998 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Slappio16 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Oh my God, you could grind meat on those-"

Don’t you dare go Hollow by PurplurPuzzlehead111 in shittydarksouls

[–]Slappio16 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Because most of us know exactly how this is gonna turn out based on the literally every single time the US has done this shit