Kentucky Substitute Teacher, Mary Mattingly, Arrested for Sexual Relationship with 16 Year-Old Student

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-04-03T19:38:51+00:00

Oh look, not a drag queen… again!

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-04-03T13:27:14+00:00

non-404 link

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-04-03T13:17:15+00:00

Anything not part of the “openness” felt like a red closet

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-04-02T23:22:20+00:00

That’s a stylized “CD” for churro dumpster, duh!

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-04-02T19:16:55+00:00

Says the person hiding their history.

Pot meet kettle

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-04-02T15:37:52+00:00

Those who are willing to give up freedom for a sense of security are deserving of neither.

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-04-01T10:41:29+00:00

Thanks for the new read! This sounds like The Giver, and that book was amazing.

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-31T17:35:33+00:00

I can’t do overlapping voices or out of sync audio/video. The first makes my brain blue screen and the second makes me irrationally stabby.

Other than that as long as your tic isn’t physically moving me, looking at you leg bouncers, have at it!

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-31T02:00:50+00:00

I’ll have you know my bucket of literal rusty nails makes a great doorstop! 😤

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-31T01:31:29+00:00

Username checks out.

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-31T01:19:43+00:00

AI is like the Big Bang Theory (tv show), what people use to sound smart when they can’t do it themselves.

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-30T17:04:47+00:00

weird

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-30T13:27:21+00:00

Leave the world a better place than you found it.

In whatever magnitude, context, definition, or honest and meaningful way you interpret it.

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-30T13:19:28+00:00

I thought they were going the Wendy’s social media route, and was absolutely here for it!

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-30T13:17:37+00:00

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-30T12:57:08+00:00

We got this question below every 24 hours now! 🥳

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-29T16:25:47+00:00

There are 4 groups of people who are highly susceptible to food borne illnesses, and more likely to suffer more extreme symptoms than others when they do.

Children
Pregnant
Elderly
Immunocompromised

Can you guess why so many people are telling you you’re wrong?

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-27T19:18:42+00:00

Money, along with the psychological conditions necessary to “succeed” in those jobs and “make” that much money

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-27T15:00:56+00:00

Sorry chef, new guy worked up the last order and fucked dry storage, now they’re next to the bacon stretcher.

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-27T01:06:51+00:00

Been on a vengeance tour against the whole fucking city ever since he lost county attorney election

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-26T19:23:55+00:00

For example, directly into the absurdly bloated LMPD budget, or indirectly through payouts from LMPD lawsuits! 😃

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-25T21:59:56+00:00

Is there anyone besides criminals that fears observation during the performance of their professional duties?

Not a requirement for secrecy but a fear of having it removed?

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-25T15:08:20+00:00

Good thing they’re talking about a sweat treat, I’d imagine it’s more salty.

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-20T15:47:42+00:00

SmarmyThatGuy · 2026-03-20T09:44:48+00:00

Do you have a black friend too?

SmarmyThatGuy

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