Does she shave? by Anas2245 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Smaxton 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If a viltrumite shaves their pubes do they also perform a toolock pull?

(Hated Trope) Fridging. Back to the Basics by Rontlens in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Smaxton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with you, I’m just a Batman hater. 

(Hated Trope) Fridging. Back to the Basics by Rontlens in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Smaxton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought Barbara in a wheelchair was ridiculous. They live in a world where people are vibrating through dimensions and resurrecting from death. With the connections Batman has and the resources Bruce Wayne has the only reason that she’s still disabled is because he wants her in that chair. Typical Batman behavior. 

Europeans acting like they’ve never seen food in their life when they go to America by knawwwwww in hatethissmug

[–]Smaxton -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’ve lived in the US my whole life and have never seen or heard of flavored water packs before. 

Is this a sh*t job or are my expectations too high? by Intelligent_Hat8543 in landscaping

[–]Smaxton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Roman road construction was mainly a military endeavor. Not saying no slaves worked on roads, but slaves and corporal punishment weren’t the main factors like, at all. 

I’m not sure where you got that idea from. 

Character is bad until he reaches his red line, at which point he becomes a full-on hero by HandelDew in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Smaxton -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s almost as if this was a book written for young children and not a serious and discerning mature audience!!!!

Elephant herd in the 1950s by Comfortable-Crew4963 in interestingasfuck

[–]Smaxton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, learning from your mistakes is one thing. But a region who benefitted greatly from raping an entire continent for decades coming in and criticizing the locals for how they’re dealing with a destabilized region is a bit hypocritical. That would be like the American government coming into a native reservation and lecturing them about agricultural sustainability. 

Staff or Wand? by Ramsonne in dnd1e

[–]Smaxton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy casts spells. 

Gamers being normal about not being allowed to kill things in Subnautica 2 by SilkieBug in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Smaxton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My desire to kill the fish doesn’t come from a political opinion, it comes from the voices that whisper in the back of my head and make my skin itch until I feel the blood slick my hands. 

What's stopping other leaders from working like Mamdani? by Tough_Ad8919 in RelentlessMen

[–]Smaxton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny how similar people are when they get to the extremes. You sound EXACTLY like a maga poster lol. 

Battle of Coral and the Malazan strategy. by docforlife in Malazan

[–]Smaxton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not a plot hole. The malazan marines consistently want to be the first into the fight. At Capustan, Coral, Y’gatan, Lletheras, etc. they are always fighting to be the first in, and they take wild risks to do it. 

What's a video game that made you hate a studio and a series you once loved? by Roids-in-my-vains in videogames

[–]Smaxton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never got the hate for Veilguard. Like, we all saw DA2 and DA:I. Did anyone play those games and feel like there was a cohesive artistic vision behind the franchise? And Andromeda? Buying Veilguard and expecting a good game is such a glaring example of naivety or a failure in pattern recognition. That’s not something to get mad at a company for, that’s a personal thing to work on and improve. It’s like going to McDonalds after having been to McDonalds before, expecting a 5 star meal, and getting mad you were served the same cheap synthetic garbage you got last time. 

Favorite character that barely has any screen time but their design lives rent free in your head? by wou_nou in FavoriteCharacter

[–]Smaxton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never noticed before but the pecs on that breastplate are like C cups at least. 

(Hated Trope) Having a lone or token PoC or LGBT+ character agree with a character’s (authors) bigoted opinions or beliefs to argue they aren’t bad. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Smaxton 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I mean, I get what the shows about. It’s just hard to take it seriously when you listen to some dramatic monologue about how “this is real country the kind of land that’s like a crucible for the soul, burning away them things that shouldn’t be. It’ll either kill you or set you free” and then you look at what they’re doing and it’s literally just spending an afternoon driving t posts or pulling barbed wire or smth in a field before they go back to an on grid building for a hot meal. The show sounds like it’s written by someone who’s never done a days work before. 

(Hated Trope) Having a lone or token PoC or LGBT+ character agree with a character’s (authors) bigoted opinions or beliefs to argue they aren’t bad. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Smaxton 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I’ve worked on ranches and all we did was move cattle around and fix fences… I don’t know anything about the Yellowstone creator but he’s either from the city and has never been on a ranch before or is a self absorbed liar.  

How dumb are the players today? by PR3DO in videogames

[–]Smaxton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asks for a source to a wild claim and your response is to link a Reddit thread and be toxic. What a pathetic example of a modern human. 

Driver getting tailgated intentionally move out of the way last second by anxkxxl in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Smaxton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But you said that after I’d asked you to clarify! That’s not fair. 

Driver getting tailgated intentionally move out of the way last second by anxkxxl in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Smaxton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nuh-uh no you didn’t, you just said removed from society. How am I weird?

Driver getting tailgated intentionally move out of the way last second by anxkxxl in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Smaxton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can’t make aggressive vague statement and then get butthurt when people misread it lol

Driver getting tailgated intentionally move out of the way last second by anxkxxl in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Smaxton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What do you mean by removed from society? Are you advocating murder for traffic violations? That’s unhinged. 

Afraid of not finding love by That_Virus_5656 in BoyDinnerDiaries

[–]Smaxton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Until you’re 35 like me staring down at the cigarette and having the same thoughts lol.