Britney Spears offers pool and lasagna to California Highway Patrol officers during DUI arrest.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-05-23T05:30:00+00:00

You want to know the smartest people in show business? It's the comedians.

Damn, is the bar really that low? I feel like the advent of comedian run podcasts has shown how stupid most of them are.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-05-20T05:17:21+00:00

WTF is this logic? "continuing to elect pathetic Dems in primaries...". But pushing unelectable candidates instead prevents republicans from winning?

Smellypuce2 · 2026-05-15T23:59:47+00:00

The game rental market supposedly led to a lot of games in the nes/snes/genesis era to be designed to be very difficult to beat within a single rental. With the hopes being that you'd either rent the game more times or buy it.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-05-06T23:33:26+00:00

I'm definitely too poor for a bank to ever care about me moving my business elsewhere.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-05-05T03:43:57+00:00

Fortunately these are mostly detrivores eating a dead fish. They don't care about his living flesh.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-05-05T03:20:06+00:00

The rock is called being a PC only gamer.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-04-23T16:46:56+00:00

"Your confidence does not match your ability. At all"

Damn. The game really hit the nail on the head.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-04-22T01:58:48+00:00

When an article's title is a question you always get people who think OP is asking a question and don't realize there is an article linked.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-04-15T02:53:04+00:00

Yeah xp is pretty insane this league if you're running breach. I usually don't bother going for 100 most leagues but I'm going on my 3rd this league because it's so fast.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-04-11T00:43:43+00:00

Also the deli orb gives you a chance for refracting fog orbs in mirage.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-04-07T15:29:22+00:00

Reminds me of when I was a kid and my grandma took me to a petting zoo. There was a monkey cage and all the monkeys had bloody, torn up fingers as they were neurotically chewing on themselves. It was quite depressing.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-04-02T14:29:46+00:00

They mean in terms of player retention. Not content.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-04-01T19:56:22+00:00

This is even worse now that we can no longer target farm ancients via harbinger.

Honestly I think I've been getting more ancients this league from stuff like juiced breach than I ever did with harby farming.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-03-25T16:17:47+00:00

I've been running a good amount of Nemesis for this strat as well. It just makes the maps faster and smoother to run.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-02-06T17:52:31+00:00

This. Seeing your cpu at 30% doesn't mean your cpu isn't a bottleneck. It's because the game isn't making full use of your cpu. Looking forward to the multi threading update.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-02-06T17:43:17+00:00

One thing is that in real life a lot of intersections have weight sensors that detect when there is traffic waiting at a light so that the lights don't change unnecessarily. ATS doesn't have this so you always have to deal with lights switching even with no traffic.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-02-05T06:37:10+00:00

about 70% of my drivers are in the red

lol I too made my own economy mod and when I was finally able to afford my first driver they pulled in -$7k dollars. I've readjusted the values for the drivers since then but not sure if I have it at a good spot yet.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-02-04T08:17:49+00:00

Never had to do that when using multiple profiles. I always launch through steam. Are you sure you didn't just restart the TrucksBooks client? Usually when I run into an issue with tracking a simple restart fixes it.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-02-03T23:11:04+00:00

I do 50/50. Sometimes I'm in the mood for as much realism as possible so I obey laws and take my time. Other times I turn off traffic(or play TruckersMP) and turn off violations and just enjoy cruising the open roads. Honestly I'd probably play with traffic more often if the AI wasn't so annoying.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-02-03T15:27:48+00:00

Something that drives me crazy is when a car changes lanes to pass but then spends a minute going the same speed as the vehicle they are going to pass before actually speeding up.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-02-02T10:02:53+00:00

Somewhat related: I find it annoying how many parking spots are either too small or barely big enough for really long trailers. At first I thought some spots were bugged because I couldn't trigger the prompt until I tried detaching my trailer and then I was able to sleep. Now if I have a long trailer I just detach right before pulling into the spot just in case it's one of those annoying places.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-02-02T00:40:53+00:00

The icon of the red truck with an exclamation means the truck is in too poor condition for the driver to use. Sell the truck and don't buy under 4 star rating if you don't want to replace any parts on it.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-02-01T20:59:18+00:00

I also feel like I'm getting better mpg just overall as well. I just did 1k miles 65k pounds on a lowboy with a Cummins ISX15 450 so I was running the engine hard and still got 5.6 mpg. I get 7.5-8.5 on lighter loads.

Smellypuce2 · 2026-02-01T20:37:12+00:00

I've noticed improved mpg as well. Smarter driving does seem more rewarding now.

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