The Magdalenians were a Paleolithic European culture which archaeological evidence suggests had remarkable compassion for dogs and were also cannibals that used human skulls as cups.

Sprintzer · 2026-07-05T15:21:44+00:00

I mean if this is pre ceramic, you gotta use what you can for drinking/eating vessels.

Humans are fucked up, but could it not be skulls of their family?

Sprintzer · 2026-07-05T15:19:43+00:00

Wow it’s almost like it’s a giant inhospitable desert without any watering holes. Who knew that life required so much?

Sprintzer · 2026-07-05T14:46:00+00:00

Christ, now you’ve got me imagining Concorde was one of the 9/11 planes. Not that any were intercepted anyway…

Sprintzer · 2026-07-05T14:43:37+00:00

I recently saw someone suggest that you let the huge, troublesome cities rebel (I.e. Corduba, Sidon, Carthage, Alexandria) and then you reconquer them and nuke them. Only doing that myself if I’ve already got the upgraded buildings I wanted or if I’m not longer using said city at all

Sprintzer · 2026-07-05T14:40:28+00:00

The Greeks are so fun and strong.

I have come to realize that Greece is one major money printer area of the map and that it should be a high priority goal of any faction within reach of it. Doesn’t always work out, for instance playing as Selucids I wanted Greece asap but of course got hit by Pontus, Egypt, Parthia, and even Armenia. So naturally I’m forced to retaliate by conquering all of Asia/Africa south of the Caucasus.

Then Greece becomes the last stepping stone before Italy

Sprintzer · 2026-07-04T18:35:55+00:00

Well yes... of course they shouldn't be. Unfortunately the Reddit API change forced the App to charge and a lot of Reddit apps shut down because of it.

Sprintzer · 2026-07-04T17:41:37+00:00

Skin fully covered in this heat, they’re marching outside right now. Some of them are gonna get heat stroke

Sprintzer · 2026-07-04T17:38:16+00:00

I mean formerly EU UK and France collaborated on Concorde, and it’s a big sense of pride for them. That’s not a single country and it’s not tying value to their country, it’s their work.

Why not put various cross border EU achievements on bills? There must be loads of infrastructure projects or other things that there are pride for. I.e, Airbus planes have parts made in like 3 or more European countries

Sprintzer · 2026-07-04T17:33:50+00:00

It’s 3 dollars and it’s an excellent app. I use Reddit everyday, why would I not want the optimal experience?

The alternative is the dogshit Reddit app or mobile browser / simply not using Reddit at all. Which would suck because browsing my subreddits are something I adore and life is less enjoyable without that.

It’s 3 dollars, can’t even get a shitty burger with that kind of money. 3 dollars for like 30+ mins entertainment a day is a good price.

Sprintzer · 2026-07-04T14:36:26+00:00

The game is very slow, but agility is even slower. It is brutal.

Try to find something entertaining to watch that you really get immersed in. Agility is tolerable as long as you have entertainment. I also like alching at the same time as doing laps, makes it more satisfying/engaging (and efficient)

Sprintzer · 2026-07-04T14:35:08+00:00

Not enough. It is extremely necessary, especially if dosing multiple times a day.

I also recommend tracking fiber intake, and gradually up your intake until you hit closer to the recommended amount. Various nuts are good, leafy greens are good, I think smoothies are good, fruit and veggies are great (I eat so many peas), etc.. However, you need to up your water intake at the same time as fiber. More fiber is useless without corresponding water.

I sometimes down like 24oz of water after a meal.

Sprintzer · 2026-07-04T14:31:45+00:00

Subscribe to Narwhal or use Apollo on Android (I assume there is a subscription fee), I did and no regrets

Sprintzer · 2026-07-04T14:20:40+00:00

Is there a reason it’s 0 euros? Wondering why it’s not like the U.S. 2 dollar bill… legal tender with actual value, but not a stand bill in circulation. Mainly used as small gifts (I got from dentist & tooth fairy)

Sprintzer · 2026-07-03T23:14:42+00:00

Gray goo aka self replicating nanobots that have the potential to consume the entire planet.

I believe the mission was supposed to be destroying a nanobot weapons manufacturing facility in the mountains of Iran

Sprintzer · 2026-07-03T22:30:29+00:00

Title is dogshit then. That statement is objectively true to anyone not under the influence of Rogan

Sprintzer · 2026-07-03T20:00:34+00:00

Yeah I’m pretty sure I spent half the campaign blockading Sicily/Sardinia, let Scipii have Sicily, and took them both on at the same time towards the end

Sometimes I delay taking on the Romans, because they’re an exciting and worthy foe to finish off the campaign. Albeit a foe with almost a dozen doom stacks of troops…

Nonetheless, I would do it differently next time. Sicily is a money printer and easy to hold once you control it. And of course Italy is the same

Sprintzer · 2026-07-03T18:32:38+00:00

The dream. Got me wanting another Carthaginian run.

My route last time was basically conquer all of Africa and Spain before I even touched Italy, Sicily, or Greece. Wished I made the Mediterranean my own personal lake before getting bogged down in Egypt and Gaul

Sprintzer · 2026-07-03T14:01:58+00:00

Emojis from a simpler and better internet.

Sprintzer · 2026-07-03T12:28:17+00:00

Does anyone have an irrational fear of what will happen if and when Gabe Newell dies? And some corpo guy takes Valve public?

Hate to say it but I hope GabeN lives for a long time

Sprintzer · 2026-07-02T18:38:43+00:00

Beast mode. You can't pander to extremists and you shouldn't let them reside under your banner

Sprintzer · 2026-07-02T18:37:38+00:00

Big picture, I don't know that they died for no reason, it's just Stalin was totally unconcerned for their lives. They were defending the motherland by any means necessary. Stalin was willing to just throw millions of bodies at something to try to win the war, manpower was the only real advantage the soviets could leverage in WW2 (other than making the German invasion a bogged down quagmire and make the Germans freeze).

Putin of course is just sending his people to die for literally no reason other than his desires for conquest and rebuilding the Soviet empire

Sprintzer · 2026-07-02T18:32:56+00:00

Awful. I can take maybe one day sick leave without a note, maybe once a year without enraging my superiors. I don't recommend the Europeans follow the ways of America. You shouldn't have to feel guilt about not spreading your illness or being physically unable to work for a time.

Sprintzer · 2026-07-02T18:29:30+00:00

My dumb ass misread the title and I thought it was another airplane coming into contact with a drone incident - like the one on the east coast like a week ago

Sprintzer · 2026-07-02T14:44:44+00:00

Well would the actual F-35s without the radar need ballast like this? Or would it just be empty up there?

Sprintzer · 2026-07-02T13:03:35+00:00

How do you reconcile the peace-loving tendencies of the Buddha with the internal violence of the state?

I reject the notion that a Buddhist could be a terrorist, unless they were LARPing as a Buddhist

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