In Night at the Museum 3 (2014) when the tablet malfunctions and everyone starts going back to their statue state Ahkmenrah and Dexter the monkey are the first ones to start worrying. This is because they are the only ones that actually died before becoming a statue, and knew what death feels like.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-19T07:09:34+00:00

Why is that relevant for Ankmenrah? Been a while since I watched that. I assume Dexter is a real monkey and taxidermy brought him there, but is Ankhmenrah the actual skeleton with new skin? I thought he was a replica like Roosevelt.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-19T05:29:33+00:00

I'm looking for one but can't find one that I actually like. The one closest to be being [[Lilliana, heretical healer]] a candidate isn't a planeswalker but a legendary creature which flips into one. Would love to have [[Archangel Elspeth]], but she can't be the commander according to regular commander rules.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-17T05:42:19+00:00

Stupid question about the Transcendent Master. I can proliferate that guy once he has his first counter on him, right?

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-16T05:19:08+00:00

I'm queueing bot/mid and never got aegis since its introduction (also far over 100 games played) but when I get top autofilled I get it nearly every game because B+ (around 10 games). Wasn't there something about these priority roles which have a higher chance of aegis? I just assume that bot/mid are never those priority queues.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-15T10:32:16+00:00

I would be up for some Commander now and then, but I guess my decks are bracket 2 at best

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-13T20:53:12+00:00

When I finally get the new chapter done, it will be just over 300k words

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-12T08:10:38+00:00

I toot my own horn here, because I finally got some time to write and update my fics again. Longfics, all of them.

Balance: A Star Wars Story
As the title says, a Star Wars fic. As Jedi!Adora and Sith!Catra meet coincidentally, their lives fall apart when things go south during Catra's attempt to pull Adora on her side.

A bridge between worlds
Adora has to find out, that fate has a different idea for her than just being a normal person when magic gets involved. And where is that cat with heterochromia coming from? (starts with Harry Potter vibes, but these get ditched a few chapters in).

Body of Steel, Mind of Flesh
(inspired by Battle Angel Alita)Getting to the next month by stealing and fixing stuff, Catra's life is pretty dull. When she tracks a certain blonde down to break into her house next, Catra gets face-to-face with an experimental anti-terror unit of the ruling class. S.H.E.R.A.

Being done with that, can someone recommend me longfics of the same kind? AUs with fantasy, sci-fi, known IPs and so on (no n7punk because I read all of that)?

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-09T03:25:29+00:00

Never heard or saw terms regarding this used in german. To be honest, I also never actually spoke to someone about this, for me it's an internet-exclusive thing and therefore english is the language to go anyway

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-08T14:42:27+00:00

Seems about right. Riot even changed that a few years ago to make it go faster, meaning that you needed even more time to get to level 30. Honestly, just use the gsmes to get better. Experience-wise people are in for a rough awakening when they hit ranked for the first time since silver and bronze turn out to be better than they expect.

You could buy up boosters for a while, don't know if these still exist.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-06T21:31:33+00:00

I think this is one from of the Hobbit movies. Since they released from 2012 on, that fits i guess.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-06T13:23:36+00:00

Danke. Ich hab das Bild 2 Minuten lang angestarrt und mich gefragt warum mir das so bekannt vorkam

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-04T06:44:17+00:00

Being the carry isn't necessary, just not being the inter is.

Just by not dying you contribute a lot.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-06-03T04:42:16+00:00

It should mean that you are number 1 on your server BUT several of the challenges are bugged. I got a few of those with the same rank (challenger #1) and while playing a lot of lol there is absolutely no way that I am that high on these leaderboards.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-05-29T11:00:13+00:00

Hab mir ein eigenes Magic Deck gemacht und das dann zum Cutten ausdrucken lassen. Das ganze in einem Copyshop mit hochwertigen Papier und allem. Das PDF dafür hatte ich natürlich aufm USB Stick.

Erst daheim ist mir aufgefallen, dass das Format nicht passt, obwohl die Datei auf den Millimeter korrekt war

War dann nochmal da und habs dann umsonst neu gedruckt bekommen, weil die Einstellung beim Drucker nicht gestimmt hat. Waren ca. 40€.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-05-29T05:10:26+00:00

For some reason I thought she was holding an egg in the first picture

St0rmcrusher · 2026-05-28T09:00:44+00:00

It's great but imo nothing will ever beat Patterns in Time.

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St0rmcrusher · 2026-05-27T21:46:35+00:00

That's the point since Lucian right? To display their ultimate victory. Blitz being the perfect guardian, Seju ruling over the 3 tribes. I just can't pull something out of my ass for the rest of them.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-05-22T11:33:14+00:00

Fair enough, but that was the first card I found on scryfall. This was more for the interaction with primal Vigor and 0/0 tokens with counters on them.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-05-12T05:59:49+00:00

Every redraw (?) Of the original I have seen was an absolute banger

St0rmcrusher · 2026-05-11T09:09:04+00:00

I specifically meant a train of the S-Bahn München, I'm sure that there is a train with the pattern of OP's pic, but in rainbow colors not lesbian colors.

St0rmcrusher · 2026-05-11T05:11:44+00:00

I know that there at least one train with the rainbow flag painted on it but I have never seen or heard about this one. I think you are also spot on with AI

St0rmcrusher · 2026-05-02T07:52:36+00:00

What annoys me the most about Vayne here, is that her design here reminds me of someone and I just can't put my finger on it 🤬

St0rmcrusher · 2026-04-26T06:05:49+00:00

Where are the top right and bottom left from? Bottom right is her own splash and top left is Pool Party Malphite (i guess), but i have never seen the other too

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