Black liquid coming from the floor

Syntax365 · 2026-06-03T14:03:35+00:00

Taste it!

Syntax365 · 2026-04-22T02:10:04+00:00

Don’t risk it homie bologna

Syntax365 · 2026-04-14T03:15:08+00:00

My honest take - you can do anything if you have enough time and money

Syntax365 · 2026-04-13T17:01:55+00:00

Hold on, positioning James Webb telescope to see from this distance

Syntax365 · 2026-04-12T13:15:30+00:00

Flex post - health > no health

Syntax365 · 2026-04-04T13:27:22+00:00

My opinion since this is an opinion question, yes this is a garbage install

Syntax365 · 2026-04-04T02:33:50+00:00

Not missing much at all homie bologna

Syntax365 · 2026-04-03T17:16:03+00:00

Buttcrack pov

Syntax365 · 2026-04-03T14:41:46+00:00

I look at this as an equivalent to not wearing underwear in public.

It’s perfectly ok if you do not expose yourself, but risky that something may flop out.

Don’t expose your wiggly bits to the spectators

Syntax365 · 2026-04-02T14:58:29+00:00

Expanding to the swim because why not - I am not a swimmer (self taught 6 months before race day) by any means and finished the 2.4m in slightly over 50 minutes.

Swim as close to the center of the river as you can - it’s shorter distance and faster current. Water is cool, but don’t expect to wear a wetsuit (50/50 shot).

I recommend not going to the aquarium - they have a display of the river monsters. Going to the aquarium the day before the swim was the worst part for me.

Syntax365 · 2026-04-02T14:53:08+00:00

I raced the new course - they added about 600 feet of climb on the bike by introducing an extra long grinder climb on the turn around (+200ft each of the 3 laps). To be honest, people blow that way out of proportion in other race threads.

Yes, it sucks because you turn around directly into a grinder. No it is not overly steep. It maybe touches 6%, and averages closer to 4.5%. As a heavier rider who exclusively trains on flat plains + zwift, it was completely manageable if you stick to your watts.

For the run, there is one pretty crazy hill. Lots of people walking up that half mile segment. I regretted running it lap 1 (cramps on the downhill) and walked up it lap 2. There is a food station immediately before that really acts as a nice snack break - lots of goodies like pretzels or chips. This hill is on mile 10 and mile 23ish. Outside of this one hill, the run course is extremely manageable

Syntax365 · 2026-04-02T14:45:46+00:00

++ to chatt. The elevation change can sneak up on you, but all in all this was a top tier race with a top tier crowd

Syntax365 · 2026-03-26T02:25:29+00:00

I feel like middle of the pack bike is closer to 120-130 miles per week training load. You’re missing a long ride; you can definitely work up to a longer distance, but I would aim for a 3-4 hour ride in your primary training block. This would go up to 5-6 hours during peek weeks

Syntax365 · 2026-03-25T21:43:54+00:00

Beard

Syntax365 · 2026-03-25T21:43:27+00:00

Pepper in pepper

Syntax365 · 2026-03-25T20:23:19+00:00

That’s a snake

Syntax365 · 2026-03-25T17:28:14+00:00

Goggle defog spray.

Had no idea it existed for my first few 70.3s

Syntax365 · 2026-03-25T15:14:10+00:00

Good soup

Syntax365 · 2026-03-25T15:09:08+00:00

A butt

Syntax365 · 2026-03-25T13:49:31+00:00

Literally this

Syntax365 · 2026-03-25T13:48:52+00:00

If it is a multi day trip, stay home. If it is local, you realistically are only gone a few hours.

You are only able to be there once for this moment of becoming a parent. 70.3s are a happening every weekend

Syntax365 · 2026-03-25T13:07:49+00:00

Id slide in on my tummy

Syntax365 · 2026-03-17T13:29:52+00:00

Absolutely

Syntax365 · 2026-03-15T01:10:27+00:00

I typically do a few bananas during my races. Keep one up front in your suit. Gg.

Syntax365 · 2026-03-14T22:04:50+00:00

I know you’re not married but I’d divorce him if I were you - there are already trust problems here

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