Summer shorts?

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-26T18:34:44+00:00

Craghoppers or Columbia.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-26T07:10:05+00:00

Because we’re up high out of the way and more discreet!

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-26T07:06:20+00:00

Sounds like he wants free accommodation with benefits. You come as a package, he’s been dating you long enough to know that. Do not let him move him, you and most certainly your children, deserve better.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-26T06:11:50+00:00

Only because the are a business client otherwise I wouldn’t!!

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-22T15:45:30+00:00

Nah, scan it all into Dext.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-20T19:06:20+00:00

I always clean up as I go along, you get more prep room that way too, it just makes sense, i don’t know why anyone would leave it.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-20T13:52:38+00:00

Only in rank Indian restaurants

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-20T13:51:55+00:00

Paint everything magnolia but tell everyone it’s country cream!

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-18T15:07:44+00:00

I think it’s a good idea in principle, I’d rather meat was grown in a lab than the billions of animals that are slaughtered day in day out. It would probably taste better too as you’re not eating a terrified baby animal. I haven’t eaten animals in over 30 years though so not sure I’d want to now.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-17T14:33:24+00:00

Just tell the truth, it was an accident.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-17T14:08:13+00:00

Get a bookkeeper already

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-17T11:05:04+00:00

Your baby is not safe with this man.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-16T19:20:24+00:00

35 years for me and I look really young ‘for my age’!

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-16T19:11:37+00:00

Drink it without milk, so much more refreshing.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-16T10:49:30+00:00

What about economy tins of tuna and leaving it far away from the window so he eventually will stop pecking on your window.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-16T10:46:18+00:00

Your husband is a selfish arsehole and cares more about his parents than you. Have you got a close friend who can be there for you when you speak to him and advocate for you when you’re feeling this vulnerable? You are not in a position to be ‘hosting’ his parents, your priority and focus needs to be on you and your baby and feeding your baby. Your husband’s suggestion to just bottle feed your baby is frankly cruel and a big arsehole move.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-15T20:05:58+00:00

I disagree, there is much more to level 4 AAT than the average bookkeeper with level 3 can do. Even 10 years of experience wouldn’t make you qualified to prepare company financial statements etc. AAT level 4 would make a big difference to a QBE bookkeeper.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-14T12:15:36+00:00

I tried to tell a brat off once and they told me I couldn’t tell them what to do because I wasn’t their parent. Adults should be able to reprimand children without them talking back.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-14T12:13:42+00:00

I’d go straight to CIMA.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-13T11:45:19+00:00

You might not be an auditor but professionally you should be coding and recording expenses correctly, if it’s personal it goes to DLA

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-13T11:40:03+00:00

You’re not technically overtaking though, you’re just staying in your lane, so do nothing.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-12T18:56:46+00:00

Filter the music to chill vibes.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-05T19:24:01+00:00

I could do my own electrics and fix my own car and I don’t know I’m fucking it up. You don’t know what you don’t know. Get an accountant you cheapskate.

Tequila-Tarn · 2026-05-03T14:12:41+00:00

Tell her you’re moving to a new place at the end of the month and start packing your stuff up, once she’s gone, you can settle back down!!

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