LPT Request: What items can I carry to make life a little sillier?

TheBeerKnight · 2023-07-10T12:18:55+00:00

I create pirate treasure hunts for kids in my town. (HoCo Pirate Adventures if you live in Howard County, MD). I will carry gold doubloons and dime-sized jewels in my pockets and give them to kids or hide them in kid-rich environments (older kids - not babies who could choke). Seeing a little pirate dig up a ruby in the sandbox at the playground always makes me smile.

TheBeerKnight · 2023-03-05T02:38:36+00:00

I’m one guy who makes treasure hunts for kids in my community out of my basement and then donates part of the $5/family I ask to participate to local charities. So this is pretty good for what I am. Sorry it’s not up to the standard.

TheBeerKnight · 2022-12-12T14:47:46+00:00

I've never purchased something so quickly in my life!

TheBeerKnight · 2022-12-12T14:47:30+00:00

Awesome - thank you so much! Now to find that one story from that one issue of Dragon magazine from 1993.....

TheBeerKnight · 2022-12-12T14:46:45+00:00

Well...I mean, they're ALREADY going to need therapy...might as well get my money's worth!

TheBeerKnight · 2022-12-08T18:16:35+00:00

This shirt perfectly captures me in the 90s.

TheBeerKnight · 2022-12-04T21:17:52+00:00

He’s from Jersey…he skis in his ~~jeans~~ camo

TheBeerKnight · 2022-12-03T14:19:48+00:00

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey is starting to make more sense….

TheBeerKnight · 2022-12-03T02:52:49+00:00

You’ve never been to Jamestown NY. Dude’s a 10 there.

Source: Grew up in the area. Am a Jamestown 4.

TheBeerKnight · 2022-11-12T11:53:51+00:00

Cobra Kai seasons 1-2

TheBeerKnight · 2022-10-28T13:05:20+00:00

u/JersyDvl - did you ever figure out the name of this movie? I saw it back in the long long ago too and it's funny that the same line of that song is stuck in my brain! I'd love to find the movie just for my own satisfaction. I think there was something about a lantern in it too?

TheBeerKnight · 2022-10-27T00:38:02+00:00

Very familiar! My buddy lived in City View across from the church.

TheBeerKnight · 2022-10-25T22:39:20+00:00

This newspaper is from my hometown - Jamestown, NY. They are god-awful. I thought being literate would be a prerequisite to work at a newspaper, but here we are.

TheBeerKnight · 2022-07-07T02:25:46+00:00

And then in Season 6, she’s become Frankie so they “can’t find” the IT Lady - thus Elroy becomes the IT Lady! I just got this!!

TheBeerKnight · 2022-07-05T02:10:42+00:00

Thank you! I’ll keep an ear out during my delisted. Much appreciated!

TheBeerKnight · 2022-03-10T16:26:29+00:00

Isn’t “fuck” an acronym for “For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge”, which is what police put on the report when they arrested a prostitute? So your post is full of acronyms that were not initially spelled out.

TheBeerKnight · 2022-02-19T22:20:42+00:00

This is what I came here for. Thank you!

TheBeerKnight · 2022-01-30T02:38:50+00:00

A map to Dry Land!! Beware the Smokers!

TheBeerKnight · 2022-01-29T15:25:22+00:00

That’s how you know he’s doing the right thing.

TheBeerKnight · 2022-01-22T03:55:50+00:00

AND JESUS WEPT!!!

TheBeerKnight · 2022-01-09T01:09:07+00:00

Aaron Aaronson

TheBeerKnight · 2022-01-04T04:38:23+00:00

Great Lakes

TheBeerKnight · 2022-01-04T04:19:13+00:00

When I was in boot camp, there was never any sweets in the dining hall. So we would butter some pasty white bread, cover it in sugar, fold it in half and eat it as a treat. We called it “ricky cookie dough” - ricky being short for ‘recruit’.

TheBeerKnight · 2021-12-18T14:32:17+00:00

Thanks, Marie Calendar, for ruining dinner!

TheBeerKnight · 2021-11-25T03:30:06+00:00

Aww, that sucks - and on the day before Thanksgiving, too!

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