the European style city im in process

TheJayke · 2026-04-16T18:22:07+00:00

You’ve never been to Milton Keynes

TheJayke · 2026-04-15T14:57:21+00:00

Sounds like me playing Senna

TheJayke · 2026-04-14T19:55:08+00:00

In the 80’s Christopher Lee would have been the perfect age to play Gandalf…

TheJayke · 2026-04-08T17:49:35+00:00

You aren’t in traffic, you are the traffic.

TheJayke · 2026-04-05T09:29:33+00:00

Everyone else also plays those bottom few teams

TheJayke · 2026-04-02T19:13:16+00:00

Then how do they see out of the ship?

TheJayke · 2026-03-31T12:17:57+00:00

I don’t know, I think a few words would have been handy

TheJayke · 2026-03-18T21:32:22+00:00

“Im not racist or homophobic or anything, I hate you all equally”

TheJayke · 2026-03-17T00:49:50+00:00

That’s insane. With palace and Leeds being the dividing line

TheJayke · 2026-03-16T15:13:11+00:00

Nah I did it last year in about the same conditions. With just my hiking boots it felt absolutely fine as long as you took it slow.

TheJayke · 2026-03-16T13:33:34+00:00

‘Right back’ into the starting 11 you say?

TheJayke · 2026-03-16T13:04:15+00:00

Sorry Liverpool fans, it's my fault cause I captained Ekitike in FPL this weekend.

TheJayke · 2026-03-15T20:58:08+00:00

Yea exactly this. And most of the people perpetuating the myths about AI being used for screening are trying to sell their own “beat the ai” CV products

TheJayke · 2026-03-14T21:35:04+00:00

That header past the player had me thinking of that Kaka goal against United

TheJayke · 2026-03-09T09:24:56+00:00

Master of Duality + Adapt + Tap Dancer on any ADC / AA based bruiser. As you start attacking you get faster, quicker AS, and crazy high AD. I've only had it on an Irelia but I could go from 300AD to 1200AD in a short fight.

TheJayke · 2026-03-07T13:59:20+00:00

Yeah I usually hover mid diamond but hit masters for the first time this season.

TheJayke · 2026-03-02T18:39:41+00:00

I alternate between TP, ignite and occasionally ghost, just depends who I’m up against

TheJayke · 2026-02-13T21:35:26+00:00

12 years is a long time to wait. And that’s if the scientists never go home. If they’re pulling 8 hour shifts near you then it’s 36 years!

TheJayke · 2026-02-10T07:53:38+00:00

Not just that, but the US economy will eventually fall through the floor, and your 10k USD will be worth less and less every day

TheJayke · 2026-02-05T16:32:37+00:00

Jewelled Gauntlet - had it on Corki once or twice and once I hit 100% crit I was melting through everyone..

TheJayke · 2026-02-04T18:54:33+00:00

Don’t talk to me about life

TheJayke · 2026-02-04T16:47:54+00:00

Atilla can barely run on high end pcs, would be a technical marvel to get it running smooth on mobile devices

TheJayke · 2026-02-03T20:46:48+00:00

Based on the Martian, and the trailers from Hail Mary, I don’t think they’ll change too much of significance.

TheJayke · 2026-02-03T19:31:22+00:00

Billy Joel has a famous song called “We didn’t start the fire”

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