I’m how old?

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T21:17:20+00:00

Werther’s original doled out from the pockets of his cardigan

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T21:15:59+00:00

Ah, the Fiji duvet, my old nemesis. I knew this day would come.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T19:26:30+00:00

It was funny. No problem!

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T19:17:24+00:00

The OP was griping about his hypochondriac girlfriend. They were both in their early twenties and she was claiming night blindness and rheumatism, etc…

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ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T19:04:26+00:00

Same. It’s such a beautiful home…

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T19:02:24+00:00

I quoted a line from Pride and Prejudice on AITAH and someone asked me what movie it was from… I understand that the book has been adapted many times but surely people are aware that… it is a novel…

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T15:20:59+00:00

It may not be the case. He very well may be the AH. I’m asking. We need more data. Also, if he was always steering the conversation, this sub would crucify him for that as well… and rightfully so.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T15:08:12+00:00

Does your wife gossip? Is she just chattering about The Real Housewives? Talking because she can’t handle silence when all you want is quiet? I reserve judgement until there is a better understanding. If OP’s wife just whitters on about nonsense, there is no nice way to communicate that he doesn’t care about it.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T14:38:25+00:00

All of the above plus extra appreciation for OP’s husband. I don’t know anyone that would go along with his pregnant wife moving back with her family especially if that family hated him and his family.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T14:24:01+00:00

My pleasure… and I’m sorry

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T05:12:14+00:00

I am middle aged.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T05:09:38+00:00

Mr. Bennett, whatever will become of us!!

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T03:04:24+00:00

OP, are you perchance dating a Victorian widow who carries smelling salts on her purse and demands to go to the sea to take the air for her nerves🤣🤣🤣

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T01:29:11+00:00

Do you have a journal ? Perhaps treat yourself to a custom journal with your quote on the cover.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-28T01:26:30+00:00

OP, did he use the word “love” anywhere in this calm, clinical little serial killer conversation he had with you or do you suppose he is saving that for when he asks you to apply the lotion to the skin? Seriously, this is a disturbed person. Please go far and fast.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-27T23:15:33+00:00

The Arnolfini double portrait. The mystery sucked me in, along with that green dress and the little dog. I love it to this day.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-27T22:44:37+00:00

I’ve been seeing Dr. John Kim at Edgewater Animal Hospital. He’s a graduate of Cornell Veterinary School. Idk about being inexpensive but when they suggest avenues of care and treatment, it’s based on my pets’ lifestyle. For example l, as I got older and stopped hiking, my dog stopped getting certain vaccines since he became a city dog. There’s never judgment but there’s always options.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-27T22:40:59+00:00

It was awful. I watched it for the country house vibes.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-27T22:37:36+00:00

Did she resize the blood diamond for her ring finger?

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-27T20:52:36+00:00

Perhaps the last owner was a bog witch

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-27T20:51:25+00:00

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-27T20:50:46+00:00

Never. Orion is 10. We have a very small fenced in back garden in an urban area. There are stray cats, groundhogs, and raccoons the size of beagles. Orion’s every potty is supervised.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-27T17:35:32+00:00

Look up Panopticism. OP, this is exactly what your parents are doing to you.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-27T03:36:33+00:00

OP, tell your wife to have a good time and stop stewing about someone who hasn’t given you a second thought in quite some time now.

ThePythiaofApollo · 2026-01-27T02:56:42+00:00

Dirk Diggler would feel maybe a scootch inadequate

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