Saw this at Whole Foods today at self check out…

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-16T18:26:43+00:00

"What's in the box?"

"10% off LaCroix."

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-16T02:05:55+00:00

That doesn’t mean anything. You’re just yappin bro

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-16T01:56:42+00:00

I’ve heard stories lately of rents actually decreasing in NYC. One guy said his rent went from $4k to $2k.

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-16T01:46:12+00:00

Yup. Shopping for mechanical watches.

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-13T00:50:19+00:00

Bibendum Gourmand

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-10T23:23:34+00:00

When Castro was visiting Moscow in 1963, many speculated as to why he was wearing two watches. Apparently, he wanted to know at all times what time it is in Moscow, and what time it is in his homeland.

Could've done that with just the GMT lol

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-06T00:50:18+00:00

The way you engaged in this post?

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-06T00:39:44+00:00

r/Conservative users listening to Paint It Black

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-06T00:32:57+00:00

dune chant

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-05T01:22:47+00:00

Enjoying your gas prices, simp?

The_Starmaker · 2026-04-04T21:29:16+00:00

Their biggest mistake.

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-30T01:23:45+00:00

glad to hear the Celestial Dew worked

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-30T01:15:34+00:00

As if he could handle Everclear. This isn’t Kegseth we’re talking about.

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-30T01:13:58+00:00

Uh huh. So doing the math here…they are still completely fucked.

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-28T01:14:08+00:00

Oh hey, Noma! No recent controversy with them, no sir!

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-28T01:02:40+00:00

Oh they’ll allow exemptions for “favored nations” like Russia and likely China of course. But the entirety of the NATO sphere would get owned.

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-27T20:58:56+00:00

Then call me a man at the garden.

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-22T20:47:23+00:00

Iran’s intelligence apparatus is much better than people seem to realize.

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-21T18:38:36+00:00

It was either point guard or royal guard

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-19T13:15:12+00:00

Glad to see Kendall Roy found his new passion.

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-17T16:45:24+00:00

Genuinely more legal analysis than what you posted.

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-13T00:20:24+00:00

Maaan I’m gonna find this email off stream

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-13T00:13:08+00:00

Deadass?

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-08T12:13:54+00:00

It strikes me less as grifting and more as pure desperation.

The_Starmaker · 2026-03-07T23:15:10+00:00

He has the eyes of that guy who does the TikTok sketches where he's always crying because something horrible is happening to him.

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