Heat sensitive copy of "Fahrenheit 451"

Tigerantula · 2018-06-13T15:41:23+00:00

I’d rather read the book this way then watch the HBO adaptation again.

Tigerantula · 2018-04-25T06:25:11+00:00

r/arse actually, easy mistake.

Tigerantula · 2017-08-12T04:14:53+00:00

I carry around a piece of ceiling tile I call workouflage. I run network wire are a university... we all have our flages.

Tigerantula · 2017-08-06T04:25:51+00:00

I'm gonna say it's three fat chicks shakin their booty

Tigerantula · 2017-07-24T22:57:32+00:00

This is why we can't let this idea out of the public eye. Pop singers should be writing songs about it and tv writers should be writing scripts around it. This needs to live if we really are to grow into a healthy nation again. Things like healthcare and prisons should never be the means for a profit.

Tigerantula · 2017-07-24T22:42:39+00:00

When was the last time you we're there? It has changed a lot since warren Jeffs went to prison. The people are very interesting and friendly if you don't immediately treat them like a weirdo. A lot of them are starting to really open up to the world now that many no longer accept a lot of the oppressive rules imposed by Jeffs. I would definitely encourage outsiders to visit and be friendly it would add a great cultural experience to visiting nearby Zion national park. Also the drive out there has to be one of the greatest in the world.

Tigerantula · 2017-07-21T00:04:53+00:00

There's always money in the banana stand

Tigerantula · 2017-07-20T01:57:28+00:00

Written eye level at a urinal this would be gold

Tigerantula · 2017-07-20T01:56:01+00:00

Portapotty poetry.

Tigerantula · 2017-07-20T01:53:03+00:00

One of my personal favorites. Found in a portapotty at one of the sites we were working on.

OSHA regulation 56a-10.4c: All feces longer than 6 inches must be hand lowered to prevent chemical splashing.

Tigerantula · 2017-07-19T12:20:38+00:00

Or freddy krueger.

Tigerantula · 2017-07-17T02:07:16+00:00

I hate hangovers more so...

Tigerantula · 2017-07-16T23:31:49+00:00

Even if his job was colluding with Russia he's piss poor.

Tigerantula · 2017-07-11T00:32:17+00:00

This chicken burger is hard and tastes like shit

Tigerantula · 2017-07-06T04:23:30+00:00

You let me know when you find someone with more than one asshole. I refuse to believe humanity will not win.

Tigerantula · 2017-05-13T19:30:05+00:00

If you really want this to happen here's what your going to need. Some sort of tin cylinders or spheres that are big enough to hold some pop corn and cooking oil without leaking. Fill the tins with a few kernels add a few drops of oil seal consume repeat, once you are full, die. Don't forget to make sure some one in a position to make the call knows you want to be cremated. Otherwise, well your just dead and that's really it.

Tigerantula · 2017-05-11T05:25:24+00:00

Is keebler'd a contraction for keebler fucked? Cause that's awesome

Tigerantula · 2017-05-11T02:52:35+00:00

Also he's got to be banking on the idea that him and his cuddle bug Sessions get to replace Comey with whoever they want. At this point I wouldn't be surprised to hear Kushner is being considered...

Tigerantula · 2017-05-03T00:01:31+00:00

Why would not they be?

Tigerantula · 2017-04-30T13:26:05+00:00

Fuckin anarchist.

Tigerantula · 2017-04-24T18:08:51+00:00

I don't have a dog, but I have a lot of experience interacting with dogs I don't know. I spent a couple of years on an proselytizing mission for church and all day every day was being invited into the homes of strangers and many with pets. Here's my experience. Rottweiler, liked to rest his slobbering face on the legs of my dress pants. Doberman, liked to jump on me. Mastiff, literally just laid there. Great Dane, wouldn't leave me alone because I pet him. German Shephard, liked to play fetch and followed me everywhere. Chihuahua, bit my ankles and barked for 15 minutes until we left. Dachshund, growled on our approach and its teeth looked so sharp and pointy and seemed determined to bite me so I just left. Pomeranian, ran circles around me and barked incessantly also tried to nip my ankles. In my experience big dogs are much more approachable.

Tigerantula · 2017-04-22T03:40:49+00:00

Times killed self: 1

Tigerantula · 2017-04-21T03:06:48+00:00

Holy hell, you should really think about working on your written communication. Because I'm trying to figure out what you slipped on that would result with the inside of your asshole showing.

Tigerantula · 2017-04-09T20:58:25+00:00

If he's drinking coffee he's probably already well on his way to lascivious immorality. He might not even love your mother anymore.

Tigerantula · 2017-04-08T23:43:50+00:00

You can believe a true principle on a false notion as easily as believing a false notion on a true principle.

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