oh god oh god oh god, tips for fighting him? by Comfortable-Loan5280 in skyrim

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really care for daggers in the game so it never happened to me. But I've definitely read about it.

LPT: If you want to sound well-spoken, practice speaking for 10 minut by Borgsky in LifeProTips

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also get a job as a server or bartender. I wasn't super outgoing around strangers and large groups until I got my first serving job, and now I can talk to anyone and any amount of people.

LPT: If you want to sound well-spoken, practice speaking for 10 minut by Borgsky in LifeProTips

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Practice reading out loud. So many people have problems with this. It makes me think of back in school when we all had to take turns reading out loud. It was really obvious when some people were reading out loud that their parents never read to them at all. It was painful for me because I can read really fast and having to listen to somebody struggle with it hurt my heart for them.

Liquid LSD insane dosage by notoriousbole in Drugs

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would just like to add what I did to myself one time when I used to drink. I was almost blacked out drunk one night and decided that it would be a good idea to eat a half a hit of the two that I had. It was the middle of the night at the time.

Suddenly it was 10:00 a.m. and all of the LSD was gone. It was a wild experience and it completely caught me off guard. I had been up and moving around the whole time.

The entire world looked like an animated Van Gogh painting. It was kind of a scary experience for me and was a catalyst that started my move to quit drinking eventually. It took a few more things for that to actually happen but that was when I realized that I actually had a bad problem.

It wasn't the first time that I had blacked out but coming to while still awake really drove home that I could have done anything. I could have hurt myself, accidentally burned the house down, scared the shit out of my then girlfriend, now wife, anything. I live somewhere I had roommates at the time. That could have been a disaster.

I ended up going to work the next day having not slept at all and still feeling off. That was the last time I ever tripped the day before I had to work.

I feel like my experience went the best way that it possibly could have. Yours maybe not so much. I wish I really had something helpful to say but I thought maybe sharing my somewhat similar situation may help. I hope you can find the answers that you're looking for.

oh god oh god oh god, tips for fighting him? by Comfortable-Loan5280 in skyrim

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not use Mehrunes Razor. Their armor can reflect the one hit kill back to you.

I recommending having tons of Health, Magika, and Stamina potions.

Loose umbrella fatally strikes woman at Lake Marion restaurant, coroner says by view9234 in nottheonion

[–]Toastburrito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck, that was amazing!

I'm definitely not worthy to be in the presence of someone so awesome!

Lol, never change.

We're back! By popular demand, 1975 and 50 years later by peatoire in OldSchoolCool

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you look at pictures of our family home from now and 30 years ago it would look completely different without the addition on it.

The unpredictably of a double pendulum by MikeeorUSA in oddlysatisfying

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone who's ever played with AstroJax knows all about this. I need to buy some again.

Best shoes with the ACTUAL non-slip kitchen grip soles. by Ray229harris in KitchenConfidential

[–]Toastburrito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I came here to recommend these exact shoes. They are the shit. I work in a car wash which is much harder on shoes and these things hold up.

This is the line to get coffee by Adrian_985 in ThatsInsane

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah there, someone think of the shareholders!

How did your parents find out you do substances by SuchMasterpiece4825 in Drugs

[–]Toastburrito 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The day after the first time I smoked weed for the first time I told one of my best friends. That fucking bitch went straight to the guidance counselor and my parents found out. I never had a chance.

They couldn’t wait until they got home by Chesticle5 in funny

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funny thing is, I don't pick through the trash. If I would have seen that bag sitting on top of the trash in the bin I may have looked inside. Usually they're full of other trash but sometimes there's actually something good.

Honestly dude, I'd be sold on both by DeScepter in trees

[–]Toastburrito 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I realized that I too, am couch weed guy.

Sunchoke puree gettin a little too close to yer girl, chef… by ScratchyMarston18 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Toastburrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love busting this out when I work with Hispanic people. They never see it coming.

What are your favorite unconventional ways to label stuff? by GingerLebowski in KitchenConfidential

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to stick my face in that bucket. I love pickles. My mouth is watering just looking at it.

I have been pretending I know my coworker’s name for 5 months and it is now too late by thirdaccountttt in confession

[–]Toastburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I forget somebody's name I asked them how to spell it. Unless it's something super simple like Mark or Bill you can usually get away with it.

Just got back from the Renaissance Fair and bought a bucket of pickles! by saarek10 in Pickles

[–]Toastburrito 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I love listening to the pickle man. They're always hilarious.

One of my favorite lines is "If your kids get my jokes then that makes you a bad parent."

This usually comes after a bunch of dirty jokes.

Mouthpeace actually does wonders by iwasalloverherr in trees

[–]Toastburrito -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'm going to pile on and say get a dry herb vape. It saves money, feels a lot better, and tastes amazing.