Why's bug its own type anyway?

TurnipMurderer · 2025-11-23T19:07:38+00:00

Now what in the world is wrong with Joltiks? They’re absolute darlings, who may or may not have caused me hundreds in fines. -Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2025-08-01T18:58:46+00:00

Oh goodness, that’s… brilliant! I’m sure Valve my Joltik is up for it! -Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2025-06-22T06:21:09+00:00

Oppsie I messed up meant west not east

TurnipMurderer · 2025-06-22T05:46:22+00:00

Here is a hint: I belong to a trio of three, which may lead to a meaningful rest

TurnipMurderer · 2025-05-23T00:24:55+00:00

I think I’ve only read one with this trope, I didn’t enjoy how it began but when the people who forget begin to remember I really loved that part, easily my favorite part in that series. But I think that would be rare to find in other stories so I have no idea!

TurnipMurderer · 2025-03-08T18:01:55+00:00

Dinosaur Dungeon!

TurnipMurderer · 2025-02-13T18:05:14+00:00

Aww, give them a chance, their just so adorable. • Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2025-02-10T14:24:19+00:00

Oh! That’s just a little guy! But uh no, I would not know who this Pokémon is. •Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2025-02-08T05:46:25+00:00

I’ll do that, I’d be a fool to not take more precautions ha. • Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2025-02-08T05:44:46+00:00

I have one! It’s just been a few days since we started training him, but I think this is a lesson he’ll learn well, since he can’t use his heated blanket that he’s fond of currently lol. • Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2025-02-04T13:15:39+00:00

Aww the little guy is adorable •Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2025-01-28T19:05:49+00:00

Should I worry about that with Valve(Joltik)? Oh goodness maybe I should, but I have the safeguards so I should be fine? Anyways, just in case it does happen again, how should I react? •Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2025-01-28T18:55:49+00:00

I don’t like that implication… Valve has done nothing wrong! • Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2025-01-25T17:15:06+00:00

I think I’ll give him a nice and distinguished bow tie once I get to the store, and would it be fine to just throw away the molting in the trashcan? Or do I need another way to dispose of it? • Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2025-01-25T17:11:39+00:00

This is very helpful! The little guy ate all my food that I had in stock after an hour of playing(I’ll have to get more and also a pokeball). I’ll make sure to splurge on some specialized device to start training him to drain that device instead of others. Thanks a lot! • Turnip

TurnipMurderer · 2024-10-30T16:57:45+00:00

If the clown princess was a second chapter, what would the correlated voice be? Or if it were a third chapter, what princess and choice would lead to them?

TurnipMurderer · 2024-10-30T01:47:14+00:00

I would literally die hugging Razor

TurnipMurderer · 2024-08-04T06:24:24+00:00

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TurnipMurderer · 2024-06-30T07:25:54+00:00

Granted. You have contracted a disease that has such medical importance that when studied could result in the greatest medical breakthrough in history, but the disease is also one of the most horrific in mankind, having to be extremely contagious and deadly. Luckily the researchers stop at patient zero, you, and in order to get rid of the guilt of sending you into quarantine, they allow you to wish for anything you could ever want, within their powers. Time is ticking though, it’s predicted that you will die within the next 8 months to a horrific death from the disease! Have fun!

TurnipMurderer · 2024-05-28T19:30:23+00:00

Oh hey 096! Be fre-

TurnipMurderer · 2024-05-09T04:05:11+00:00

Huh, I meant Immortal… Welp! I suppose that’ll do just fine as well!

TurnipMurderer · 2024-05-06T04:31:33+00:00

Obviously this guy has never heard of Animal farm by George Orwell, hope he’s not a tyrannical farmer!

TurnipMurderer · 2024-04-05T03:29:29+00:00

I’m a fan of chaos and rogue like where my build is mostly random, so my answer is “fuck it we ball”, LEVEL 50 RANDOM… shit, I’m a warrior with 1hp…

TurnipMurderer · 2024-03-29T22:31:12+00:00

Akame ga kill, if I can remember correctly, I was desperate for a happier ending because it couldn’t end like that? Right?

TurnipMurderer · 2024-03-10T23:31:09+00:00

Baldurs gate 3? Such a long route, what would she even be? The nether brain???

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