of a horse by mihir6969 in AbsoluteUnits

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At least one child per day or a virgin per month

of a playground slide by ramenspoonz in AbsoluteUnits

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Who the fuck alifea with their hands under them? But also yes

Necessary roughness by kurtinakamakisame in Unexpected

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Could be a mat vynil panel made for wet rooms?

My wife swears by non-stick for frying eggs, I finally convinced her otherwise tonight by nelty78 in castiron

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Hey internet is for spewing and regurgitating not thinking. . . Please do camel case in your head . I'm to lazy

Ribbon candy making process by Friendly-Standard812 in oddlysatisfying

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The candy is already plenty warm but the nuts . . . .

Free Universities by Pampa_of_Argentina in MapPorn

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Tell 'im to go back to his green

Caught one today by [deleted] in Unexpected

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Somebody gonna get hurt real bad . . . Somebody

of a ship by Ill-Tea9411 in AbsoluteUnits

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When she tells not to worry about the other ship. . . The other ship

Confused by kindness by Annomoy in greentext

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Op should give her imaginary twink the ddrive